alyssa. 🐅

I became a mom on 10/27/25 at 4:41pm. 🤍

@SantinoCorleon 😂😂😂

I’m not even gone tag him 😏🤣

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90’s kids only like & repost if you’re one of us.

@Kepert14 @SantinoCorleon I came to the comments to say this. That story is so traumatizing.

@SantinoCorleon If you rotate the picture a quarter turn counterclockwise it happened to a real guy. He thought he was going into a tunnel and got stuck upside down and I just had to leave him in there to die. They had to seal the tunnel up and put a big memorial up and everything

I’m having an anxiety attack just looking at this 😵‍💫

@SantinoCorleon @gameonjmoney 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A Thanksgiving at @gameonjmoney house 🤢

where my real bitches that remember these at?

Mama cleans up nice sometimes nowadays🖤

Thanks for the memories, Logan 🧡🖤

Elon’s ‘X’ breaks down way too much

UHM HELLOOOOO ME!!!!

@4Livs lol. I literally just shared this on the ig 😂

On this St. Patrick’s Day I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to say goodbye.

Baby girls first reds game will be in a suite ✨⚾️ lucky her.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a special treat for you. Tomorrow at 7:30pm est I will be hosting a space interviewing one of the rising studs of this upcoming NFL Draft @treeyyy0 - Ted Hurst!! Special shoutout to my guy @Coach1131Bengal for making this happen!! Let’s get it!! #NFLDRAFT #RisingStar

honey I’m this old

I can’t stand a grown mean girl. Go to therapy and sort that out because that energy as an adult is insane.

I miss the days when I had no fucking clue who Erika Kirk was

@thewhobae RIGHT

@cincylys Idk why this keeps resurfacing 😂

I know you’re not talking about ASHANTI.

Postpartum hair loss is insane.