Bellingham in big games for Madrid this season:
*crickets*
Bellingham in big games for England:
*4 goals already*
Different shirt, different player apparently
my neighbor called the police cause I was smoking on the balcony. The police came and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. they ask where'd u buy it? I said from the neighbor now they at his house searching his shit.
My wife met one of my old coworkers at a conference. He laughed and said, I bet he still shows up five minutes late to everything.
She smiled and replied, Now he just calls it 'arriving with confidence.'
