kenny

oh yea chefs can practice their cuts on vegetables all day long but once i do it everyone freaks out, “you’re a doctor” “those are living people”

Not doin it again

yo grandma be askin for my soup recipes and i tell her to step on a banana peel and SPLIT

southern white guy trying to tell his latino friend that the floor is wet but he only sort of speaks spanish: “that there pisso is mojave amigo”

bro must be siamese w the way that he’s my twin

my cousins dont know deftones or radiohead, am i cooked? am i a fucking idiot?

call me pants the animal farm the way they house this hog

@vitaminwater ???

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

toss her salad so good she calls me Jeremy Fox Jr.

nut milk is, at its core, basically a LaCroix.

why did they poop in my bowl

once again, i shan’t be participating in ramadan

(pirate) she walk on me plank till i yarr

monsters, marlboros and my chemical romance 💗

people who pronounce it “teary-muss-oo” should be euthanized

The biggest difference between Britain and America.

j’amour l’ vin rouge, j’amour l’ vin blanc, j’amour tous les vin, tous c’est mon frere, c’est tres cool, c’ea tres bon

put on your track shoes bc were moving at a pace youre not familiar with @AccidentalBron

just watched terrifier…lets just say…i was terrified…