Future Hendrix

She said “its either me or the PS5” I m playing both so idk why she asking?

I finally found my girlfriends g spot, it was in her sister the whole time

If you’re using hot water and it suddenly turns cold, someone else is using the water.

Fellas, if she cheats on you just add hair remover to her hair conditioner. If she wants to act like Jada Smith, then she can look like her too

me getting ready to tell bros new girl "'ve never seen him smile this much before with anyone" (he's been with 5 different girls this week).

if she supported you when you were broke, make sure to leave her when you get yo money up so that she can go and help another guy too🤣

this bitch said “stfu before I post us” I ain’t said shit in 4 days

free my girl. she ain’t in jail she just in the wrong relationship right now.

Relationships require a lot of forgiveness and sadly I’m not jesus.

Better buy your man a PS5 for Christmas or he might go play with his Ex Box

@DbDMobile the fact you cant say the word kill in a game of killing is crazy yall legit are making a killing game kid friendly?

Observe! Pursue! Attack! You are not alone in this hunt, team up with another Killer to eliminate disguised Survivors! Sometimes all you need is a snitch from a selfish Survivor to catch them all! Event Period: 11.23 to 12.07 #DeadbyDaylightMobile

When I see bro in a relationship that he’s very happy in and I have to remind him how many physical videos I have of him cheating

weird how it aint halloween yet but you already dressed up as my future wife

You gotta know how to build your queen UP, so there’s always room to tear her down when you need to

If my bro got 20 hoes I’m telling all 20 “he really loves u”

Me seeing the therapist not laugh at my joke and start to take notes (she is stealing the joke)

why you always take yo makeup off soon as we get home? I am tryna fuck that bitch you be postin on instagram

Just remember when she come back it ain’t bc that bitch give a fuck about u. Its bc nobody give a fuck about her.

If you show her you care, she will keep you as spare

if you can’t change your girl, change your girl