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@cjbrom

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New Zealand Katılım Mart 2009
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Throw it into a volcano immediately.
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𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar·
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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Andrew Weinstein
Andrew Weinstein@Weinsteinlaw·
Joe Biden literally wrote a memo telling staff that he’d be disappointed in them if they missed family milestones because of work.
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USA Reject
USA Reject@sadreturns·
most inspirational thing i’ve ever read
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Lee Radziwill
Lee Radziwill@RadziwillLee·
We didn’t have Ozempic. Only spite, cigarettes and a mother’s conditional love. ❤️
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Simon Holland
Simon Holland@simoncholland·
Had to say goodbye to our almost 14 year old weimaraner, Lucy, last night. Makes me think of this genius tweet from an old internet friend. Final dog tax below.
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Henry Winkler
Henry Winkler@hwinkler4real·
The biggest yet and happppppy
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dior ✞
dior ✞@deeore5·
the older i get the heller the no
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brecht apologist
brecht apologist@madison_tayt·
went to the bodega and bought gatorade, a protein shake, and a bottle of laundry detergent and the guy gave me 3 straws… don’t like the implications of that
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yun.@vynnari·
i’m never deleting this app
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document? Printer: I am offline. Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document? Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.
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sgb@sadgirlyboss·
“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery
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Kristen
Kristen@Kica333·
Doctor: Do you exercise? Me: Yes three times Doctor: A week or a month? Me: I have given my answer.
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Have I Got News For You
Have I Got News For You@haveigotnews·
The British Museum will charge £33 to see the Bayeux Tapestry, that's one in the eye for visitors
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keegan
keegan@FranziaMom·
I called Ikea to find out why I haven’t gotten a refund yet and the woman at the customer service call center said, “I can’t tell you what it is, but something very bad has happened.”
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