Christopher Jorgensen

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 24 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 24 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

This oral argument, in which Kozinski threatened to name the prosecutors responsible for okaying perjury in a murder case, remains one of my favorites of all time. Notably, one of those names would have been Kamala Harris. slate.com/news-and-polit…

I'm switching this account to protected.

@mirriam71 And in a lot of ways I am. When I worked retail, I had nothing to take from me. Now I feel almost more vulnerable as I actually have something to lose.

@mirriam71 Twice in my life I have been sick enough to rack up over $250k in medical bills. The 1st time cost me $25k+. The 2nd $8k. (I had better insurance the 2nd time). I have about $250k in assets (including retirement). I feel as insecure as I did when I worked retail.

PSA: if you’re worried about CO2 accumulation from masks, our climate crisis is going to blow your mind #MedTwitter #COVID19 #MaskUp

Sometimes I wonder if people are aware as everything crumbles around them or if the end always comes as a surprise?

Was writing “Prashil,” and my autocorrect changed it to “Peashooter” and now that’s what I am going to think about every time I see that guy.

@mirriam71 What's a baby thinker?

@AhmadibnRachid @mirriam71 @YasirQadhi There are exceptions clawed out for religious institutions, government., and even small businesses.

@mirriam71 @YasirQadhi Does this decision extend to religious institutions?

In a verdict that will have far-reaching implications for all Americans, the Supreme Court has now ruled that employers who choose to not hire, or who fire, people based on their sexual orientation (i.e., LGBTQ+) have committed a criminal offense. cnn.com/2020/06/15/pol…

So I am playing around with OBS for work, and one of the default camera settings is for "Chaturbate." If I ever have to explain this...

I'm an IT professional that pretty much hates email. It is a piss-poor medium for communication and is often way too misused. It was broken from the get-go as far as I am concerned and has only gotten worse.

A collector’s item, ⁦@newsmanone⁩. Hope all is well with you!

Friday at last...

@nerdboner Sensodyne?

One little section of gum is receding leave an exposed nerve. And then I ate a bunch of candy today. I'm a fucking idiot. Going out to look for my special toothpaste in the morning because Sam's hasn't had it for 2 months.

We could have had a woman who sings to her dog and LET'S HIM EAT A BURRITO ON THE CARPET as president but noOoOoOoO we had to go with the shiny old guy.

"I'll never lie to you. You have my word on that," @PressSec says in response to question from @colvinj

@Popehat I would say make it legally coast to coast would solve the banking issue.

@SBartner @ewingcourt9 I didn't see the 2. I do now.

@cjorgensen @ewingcourt9 I get 6 8 9 2 4 1..so 30. I didn't count the upside down 7.

So here's the deal: I'm not 100% sure of the answer, but let's assume my answer is the correct one. Is it.. A) 18 B) 20 C) 21 D) 30 E) 37