Christopher Jorgensen

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Christopher Jorgensen

Christopher Jorgensen

@cjorgensen

I try hard to not let myself become that guy, but chances are I am him, and for that I apologize. The internet's fool. pronouns: he/him

Ames, Iowa Katılım Haziran 2008
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Andrew Fleischman
Andrew Fleischman@ASFleischman·
This oral argument, in which Kozinski threatened to name the prosecutors responsible for okaying perjury in a murder case, remains one of my favorites of all time. Notably, one of those names would have been Kamala Harris. slate.com/news-and-polit…
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Christopher Jorgensen@cjorgensen·
@mirriam71 And in a lot of ways I am. When I worked retail, I had nothing to take from me. Now I feel almost more vulnerable as I actually have something to lose.
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Christopher Jorgensen@cjorgensen·
@mirriam71 Twice in my life I have been sick enough to rack up over $250k in medical bills. The 1st time cost me $25k+. The 2nd $8k. (I had better insurance the 2nd time). I have about $250k in assets (including retirement). I feel as insecure as I did when I worked retail.
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Arjun Arya, MD, MSc.
Arjun Arya, MD, MSc.@aryadoctoryet·
PSA: if you’re worried about CO2 accumulation from masks, our climate crisis is going to blow your mind #MedTwitter #COVID19 #MaskUp
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Christopher Jorgensen@cjorgensen·
Sometimes I wonder if people are aware as everything crumbles around them or if the end always comes as a surprise?
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Christopher Jorgensen@cjorgensen·
Was writing “Prashil,” and my autocorrect changed it to “Peashooter” and now that’s what I am going to think about every time I see that guy.
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Dr. Yasir Qadhi
Dr. Yasir Qadhi@YasirQadhi·
In a verdict that will have far-reaching implications for all Americans, the Supreme Court has now ruled that employers who choose to not hire, or who fire, people based on their sexual orientation (i.e., LGBTQ+) have committed a criminal offense. cnn.com/2020/06/15/pol…
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Christopher Jorgensen@cjorgensen·
So I am playing around with OBS for work, and one of the default camera settings is for "Chaturbate." If I ever have to explain this...
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Christopher Jorgensen@cjorgensen·
I'm an IT professional that pretty much hates email. It is a piss-poor medium for communication and is often way too misused. It was broken from the get-go as far as I am concerned and has only gotten worse.
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Friday Night
Friday Night@YakuzaFriday·
Friday at last...
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Seth Miller
Seth Miller@nerdboner·
One little section of gum is receding leave an exposed nerve. And then I ate a bunch of candy today. I'm a fucking idiot. Going out to look for my special toothpaste in the morning because Sam's hasn't had it for 2 months.
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Maggie Haberman
Maggie Haberman@maggieNYT·
"I'll never lie to you. You have my word on that," @PressSec says in response to question from @colvinj
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Scott E. Bartner
Scott E. Bartner@SBartner·
So here's the deal: I'm not 100% sure of the answer, but let's assume my answer is the correct one. Is it.. A) 18 B) 20 C) 21 D) 30 E) 37
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