chad jones

How do i get security detail like this❔

@BeerControl Yea that’s what I did for Luke Combs

@cjsnoop75 bring booze!

a friend is at the uva vs VT softball game and he says a premium beer there is mich ultra. JC really?

This is the person at UVA in charge of selecting which students get in: 1) she doesn’t know if out of state students’ SAT scores are higher, 2) measuring academic preparation: “the test scores don’t tell me that,” and 3) says SAT is not as compelling as “the real academic data”

@MistrunsLA Fake news her trip is Saturday to USC

KYMORA JOHNSON TO SOUTH CAROLINA OMFG

@darealbballwife @KC5Enthusiast No she really wanted to finish out at UVA. Never say never but it’s her last year she can’t go through a rebuilding year and miss out on chance to win it all.

@cjsnoop75 @KC5Enthusiast Is it possible that she wanted to leave before this year?

Carla fired Mox and IMMEDIATELY sent the tinted out SUVs down I-64. And yall wanted to fire her

@KC5Enthusiast That’s a long shot right now

So uh. When’s that “I’m Back” post for Kymora Johnson gonna happen?

@1nearlyretiredt @KC5Enthusiast Maybe but it’s not looking good. She was really close to coach Mox

@cjsnoop75 @KC5Enthusiast Chance did the same after TB’s announcement. He changed his mind and later decided to stay. She could do the same.

🚨TRAGIC: A motorcycle going at over 120mph crashed into the back of a car. It is reportedly believed that two motorcycles were racing each other.

Frame it!

🚨— Brian Shaffer, estudante de medicina de 27 anos, entrou em um bar chamado Ugly Tuna Saloona, em Columbus, Ohio, na madrugada de 1º de abril de 2006. Câmeras de segurança registraram ele entrando normalmente. Horas depois, o bar fechou e todos saíram. Todos, menos Brian. Nenhuma câmera registrou sua saída. Ele entrou no bar… e simplesmente desapareceu para sempre.

One final Good Old Song for the UVA players at JPJ. Players were the ones who initiated wanting to stay on the floor to sing with fans this season.

🚨 JUST IN: Iran got caught in a massive lie. They claimed they struck the USS Abraham Lincoln with ballistic missiles. CENTCOM says the missiles didn’t even come close. The Lincoln was not hit. It’s still launching aircraft and hammering threats. Iran tried the propaganda route. It blew up in their face. They’re flailing. 🔥

SO HILLARY SAYS SHE HAS NO INFORMATION OR HAD NO CONTACT WITH EPSTEIN?? WHAT ARE THESE? YOU DONT HAVE TO BE IN THE FILES TO BE A PEDOPHILE!! EPSTEIN ISLAND WASNT THE ONLY PLACE! SHES A 2.0 WITCH! I KNEW SHE WOULD LIE! SHES A DEMON AND A CRIMINAL THAT LIKES TO EAT BLACK BABIES!

The View is SHOCKED to learn from guest co-host Sara Eisen (an actual financial expert) that the markets are actually doing good and actually like Trump as president: GOLDBERG: Later after we do what we're supposed to do I do want to ask you about the market. EISEN: Please. GOLDBER: Because it seems that the market doesn't really pay attention to who is president. The market does what it does. EISEN: Actually the market likes who's president, I think. GOLBERG: Really? HOSTIN: Oh, interesting. EISEN: There's a lot of upbeat sentiment from companies. GOLDBERG: Ah. EISEN: And from investors about policies that are helpful for growth. You know, deregulation. HOSTIN: Do you think the tariffs are helpful for growth? EISEN: The tariffs usually wouldn't be helpful for growth but they're not as bad as everybody expected. HOSTIN: But they're not good. BEHAR: It helps for rich people. It doesn't help poor people or middle income people. EISEN: Fair. But, you know, when the tariffs were announced everyone thought it would be massive inflation and the market would fall apart and the economy and it hasn't. BEHAR: Not yet. EISEN: Some companies have absorbed it. You know what? They've never been more profitable right now, but they also like the tax bill.

Watch the full Tony Bennett court dedication here: #GoHoos

Close up of the names on Tony Bennett’s decal on the new Tony Bennett court at the JPJ.

Duke's Scheyer responds to Orange County DA: