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OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS “H” SITUATION, BECAUSE THE TIMING IS ACTUALLY INSANE 😭😭 Just as the court drops Prince Harry’s old flirty Facebook messages with Charlotte Griffiths (yes, the Mail journalist, the one he was calling “sugar” and missing “movie snuggles” with back in 2011–2012), we find out he was out here signing off as “It’s H, in case you were confused by the name and picture!!!” like it was his standard sneaky little code. And who the hell knows who else he was “H”-ing in the DMs before Meghan Markle even existed in his orbit??? Meghan spent years acting like “H” was this sacred little love code between them, their cute married-couple shorthand, like some super-secret code they came up with in 2016 when they had to keep everything under wraps and couldn’t say names out loud. “It was just letters, it stuck, even our friends use it nowww 💕” Girl. It wasn’t special. It wasn’t yours. It was Harry’s go-to naughty nickname he was already slinging around with random women while he was doing “weekends of naughtiness” and “H-bomb” vibes with Charlotte. Same lazy “H.” Different woman. Imagine being Meghan Markle right now. 😭 You’re out here calling your man “H” in interviews, in captions, in your little “intimate” moments… and now every time you type it, the mental image is him using that exact same “H” while being flirty with Charlotte and heaven knows who else. The ick must be nuclear. Is she going to switch it up now? Start saying “Harry” out loud like a normal person? Or go full formal with “my husband” every time so it doesn’t taste like Charlotte Griffiths’ leftovers in her mouth??? 🤭 Because that’s gotta sting. Real bad. The man literally introduced himself to another woman as “H” while being messy and flirty… and Meghan turned it into their “romantic origin story.” Whew. The delusion is strong, but the receipts are stronger. Regardless, that “H” just went from couple goals to couple trauma real quick. Who’s dying laughing at this? 🤭🍵 Is Meghan rebranding him tonight or what?

I think we have this year's banger song for the summer.😎 . .