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I got a request for my book I sent it and they took a look Rejected it fast This sadness will pass I’m proud of the chance that I took #LimerickSunday #WritingCommunity #amquerying

Dear video games Thank you for all the fun times Sincerely, c.j. #HaikuSaturday

Songs about heartbreak Sung with a strong southern twang Making my ears bleed #HaikuSaturday #singingcowboy

@AndrewsSusanM Thank you 😊 the investigation is ongoing

@cjwords 😂🤣 A great mystery deliciously haikued and illustrated!

Eats potato chip Munch, crunch , gulp, yum, empty bag How did this happen?! #HaikuSaturday

@MLettisArt An excellent choice! A big fan of those too 🧡

@cjwords Movember's just 4 months away An end to your hairy dismay? Claim regrowths for health Downplay any stealth She might even join you one day?

I had a mustache for a bit My wife made me get rid of it Obediently shaved While acting well behaved But inside I threw quite a fit #LimerickSunday

@JayBanks6928 Those crumbs can surely accrue Until you reach this breakthrough A napkin is needed Once each bite repeated And clean it often with shampoo

@cjwords I couldn't do more than two weeks. It itched and so did my cheeks. My 'stache would hold food, That wasn't well chewed, Like meat and bits of chopped leeks. #rhyme #poetry #limericks #limericksunday #humour #comedy #jokes #limerick

A pile of blocks Endless possibilities Simply imagine #HaikuSaturday

#kidlitartpostcard day!! I’m C.J. a kidlit illustrator that loves working on picture books to early reader books and always looking for new projects Portfolio: kelseyandcj.com/illustration Currently seeking representation #kidlitart #illustration #kidlitpostcard

@FableFiddler His Uber rating is not high Even if he’s such a nice guy Though he tried his best Guests leave unimpressed A new career path may be nigh

@cjwords 😅🤣😆😂 He seems like a really cool dude But those taking a ride might conclude... All hearts may be beating As seats start retreating, And slowly he starts to intrude

The cabby roamed the whole street Still with an empty backseat The driver was tall The backseat was small So he drove on in defeat #LimerickSunday

@FableFiddler He kept competitive rates And tried to target first dates A cozy backseat Could help 2 hearts meet …his sales pitch wasn’t too great

@cjwords I see that the backseat is bear I wonder if he splits the fare? I feel for his spine As the car's small design Is built just for fleas, and despair.

@janemhealy To have lived is to have loved when it comes to dogs ❤️

@cjwords *loved* not lived 😕

I love dogs so much Radiating good vibes and Positivity #HaikuSaturday

@AndrewsSusanM Unfortunately 100% autobiographical hah but it inspired a poem so I count it as a win

@cjwords Well done! Bravo!

I got a request for my book I sent it and they took a look Rejected it fast This sadness will pass I’m proud of the chance that I took #LimerickSunday #WritingCommunity #amquerying

@AndrewsSusanM Absolutely and always deserving of some treats!

@cjwords Look at those eyes! Your words are so true. My pup says you should change it to "Radiating good vibes, positivity, and a NEED for treats" She then gave me a meaningful look.

@janemhealy They are the most perfect critters 🥰

@cjwords ♥️ walking my dog this a.m., a little girl asked if she could pet him. She lived on him for quite awhile & cried when we had to part. So sweet!

Sloths are strong swimmers Propelling through the water Leisurely floating #HaikuSaturday

@JayBanks6928 Rabbit was the perfect size Ignored his protesting cries The whipping was icky And left feeling sticky Rabbit was now traumatized 🍯 💩

@cjwords A bear was passing some gas, Near a rabbit ingesting grass. "Does poop stick to your hair?" "Not at all Mr. Bear." Then was used to wipe the bear's ass. #rhyme #poetry #limericks #rabbits #bears #humour #comedy #jokes #limerick #woods

Do bears always poop in the woods? Sure they might or at least they could It’s none of my business I’d rather not witness I’ll cover me eyes if it should #limerickSunday