𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕥

Start your new day with a cold shower, Reset your entire system right now.

@drharveee Report her to NASA as an Alien.

wyd if your girlfriend does this to your car?

@Jesii_ca_M 5k.

$2 million or a date with Kim Kardashian??

An organized minority will always triumph over a disorganized majority. The universe rewards order, not noise, chaos and haphazard energy.

People being jealous of you is NOT a flex you are literally in DANGER.

@Still_MiGi Well.

@ckatalyst_ Not on me…. I love em slim, thick a bit moderate chubby thick

Cute slim girls are like a drug. They're addictive.

An outing for uni students means you walk her around the campus t'll you find a sweet spot to rest.

@sinovuyo001 Women do all this if you don't give them money.

Men cut you off, stop talking to you and even block you because you don't want to have sex 🥲

@RoguePines 😅 on it.

@ckatalyst_ Katalyst be here careful

Slim girls are experts in bed, but they cheat ultra pro max.

@yobenlive Never.

@ckatalyst_ You can never satisfy them broski

Women; get your self a guy who does not drink, smoke or watch soccer. You'll stop complaining of 2 minute men.

@roxie_ug @Lord_Mutuzo @emma_pirax How to tell who blocked you?

@Lord_Mutuzo @emma_pirax First time to see this name & I’m already blocked 😂😂 also, I advise you block everyone again

I would like to address the recent breach of my X account. My account was compromised almost two weeks ago, and although I have now regained full access, some of my private messages were accessed and shared without my consent during that time. I sincerely apologize to anyone whose messages or conversations with me were exposed; this was a violation of your privacy too, and I am truly sorry. During the period of unauthorized access, my account may also have been used to post misleading content, including possible scams. If anyone was affected or misled in any way, I deeply apologize for the inconvenience and distress caused. That said, I stand by everything I said in those messages. Differences in ideology or opinion should never be weaponized through blackmail or extortion. Resorting to blackmail and extortion is not an argument; it is an admission of intellectual bankruptcy. I will not be intimidated, silenced, or coerced. I will have the same beliefs and fundamental principles today, tomorrow and the other day. To everyone ( especially every feminist and activist group that was doing everything they can) who stood by me through this, those who called, texted, emailed, reported the account, tried every single way to regain my account, spoke out against the abuse, or simply sat with me in silence; I am humbled and deeply grateful. Your support has not gone unnoticed, and I do not take it for granted. @weskambale, I’ll never be able to thank you enough, may your kindness be rewarded a tenfold! -Misheline

@aime_mwizaa If with all these looks you haven't him. You have a problem.

He doesn’t smoke 🚭 He doesn’t drink He doesn’t chase girls He doesn’t party He doesn’t gamble He doesn't cheat 😔 😔 Where can I find him?🎲😭

@Gnmcrypto Woman's affection is calculated. All events are part of the equation.

@ckatalyst_ Really? You saying women don't love enough to be in a relationship?

Who gets hurt the most in a breakup, the man or the woman?

@CrawfordTriscia Yes.

@ckatalyst_ You know stuff

@bamwinejnr People are not using protection anymore.

What’s with the rising rates of HIV spread in western Uganda?

@masha_slp A D!ldo should be 1st.

things i DON’T want in my future house: 1. an angry man