your mom

@AppStore put instagram back under social media

@MTA j train 8434 smells hella pissy please fix it

it's 2024 and even digital highlighters still bleed through the pages smh

are they always so weird or was it just this one that was weird? i need a ticket to the next conor nyc show to compare. my birthday is tomorrow

conor oberst shows are always so weird

Eric Adams about to send 500,000 cops to the earth’s core.

@UPS i never gave permission to drop my stuff at an access point so why did yall start doing that

@mattLarnold i wanted to ask you after the film last night if you'd ever read any of the discworld novels? something you said about "things happening and we just keep dealing with them" reminded me of the book guards! guards! and i think you should check it out! very quick read!

update: this seems to be a pro-palestine website, left a crazy taste in my mouth though

why is this an actual advertisement i just got on @facebook????? the fuck is going on?

im sat at the pool hall off in my own little world singing along to no diggity when suddenly im staring at the speakers in bewilderment bc they skipped the whole second verse. no one else noticed. no one else cared

Beyoncé fans when they don’t get new music

Everyone deserves a happy ending. In theaters July 26. #DeadpoolWolverine

@coclassico oh my GODDDD i’ll dm you brb

@coclassico add me back on fb also invite me back to that bright eyes shitposting group i got invited to a hella lame bright eyes group

@coclassico well now that that's over go watch qaf

@coclassico rip the grammys website said it was on p+ lol

@coclassico smh u dont have paramount plus, queer as folk is on there