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6 months ago, I was hit by a car on a run while listening to #RAANAP. Today, I PR'd in the half marathon, also while listening to RAANAP. Consistency is key. Thanks @robcesternino @Keev26 💖
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Hit By a Car Claire
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@hifromgrace Got a million podcast ads for Mobland and actually watched it, it’s decent
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
Each week on #TheTastemakers, Taran Armstrong and I talk about what we're watching. What are people watching on #television atm?
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I’m so glad Canadians all somehow collectively decided to stop pretending that we say “eh”
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
Overheard a woman say “happy new year” in the office today and I think I physically recoiled
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
Theoretically, Hit By a Cab Claire does have a good ring to it, but that doesn’t mean I want it to happen
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
The temptation to reinstall TikTok for the first time since 2023 just so that I can brag about having access to the forbidden fruit…
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Final tally: zero
Hit By a Car Claire@clairathon
I think my new goal for 2024 is to see how few movies I can watch
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
Do you create a diagram to show your friends where to find street parking when they visit you or are you normal
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
I use ellipses like a boomer in my work correspondence, and you know what? I’m not sorry. I HOPE it makes people a little nervous…
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
My therapist said that she thinks I would do well in municipal politics. On one hand, that’s a terrible idea, but on the other hand, it would be terrific for her continued job security…
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
@SaraNoir_ At all! But I’ve made up for it by watching plenty of TV lol
Montréal, Québec 🇨🇦 English
I had a nightmare that i accidentally watched a movie and ruined this year-long dumb bit… but I’m still going strong
Hit By a Car Claire@clairathon
We are now halfway through the year and I have watched zero (0) movies
Montréal, Québec 🇨🇦 English
@clairathon I went to the movies the first time yesterday and saw “Wicked” it was amazing 🤩
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We are now halfway through the year and I have watched zero (0) movies
Hit By a Car Claire@clairathon
I think my new goal for 2024 is to see how few movies I can watch
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I don’t think I would ever go into politics, but I DO possess the ability to talk confidently in response to a question for 60-90 seconds without really answering it
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
I thought I could, but when I looked it up it was something completely different
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without looking it up, can you hear this in your head from reading the screenshot?
Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
Switching to my big winter coat cons:
⁃the cold is here to stay
⁃Depressing!
Switching to my big winter coat pros:
⁃I can fit an entire six inch subway sandwich in my pocket
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Going sober late at night into a place where a bunch of drunk people are getting food and trying to act extra non-drunk while ordering so you can get an imaginary gold star from the employees
Manhattan, NY 🇺🇸 English