Richard Marriott

Slightly hit sideways and chased down a few alleys but alive

“Why don’t you just get a job?” Fucksheeple.com

There is no spoon

@ahrefs Believing that google will still rank you if you don’t have display ads making them money. #monopoly

What’s one SEO mistake many people still make? 🤔

@elonmusk I hope you know Sarah Connor’s address…

UFO could just be a Chinese Lantern but look how windy it is 🤔. Surely a Chinese lantern wouldn’t last this long? Now it has moved even further from the moon.

UFO by the moon. Sighting from Phuket, Thailand. 👽🛸

UFO has now moved further away from the moon.

Black Mirror season 3 episode 1 “Nosedive” with Bryce Dallas Howard is a constant reminder why you should NEVER get sucked into the dopamine highs of social media. Life is amazing after you DELETE.

“For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally” — @elonmusk

@ZssBecker Mushroom mushroom

Badger badger badger badger badger badger

When will this child abuse stop?

Good ol' Mickey D's, ruining skinny women since 1955.

@realjacknorth Hold up. That ain’t no dude

@realjacknorth Trying to imagine the thought process this dude went through in order to lie to himself and to the masses so audaciously with this tweet. Ultimately, I feel sorry for whoever sleeps next to him at night.

@realjacknorth Yeah, defos A. I’m sure he also bottles his own farts and will open them in his darkest moments to whiff his memories back to when he tweeted this “masterpiece”

You know the world’s going to shit when Lurpak costs 5 pounds at Sainsbury’s.

@rickygervais Cats taste better when they’re shaved

@clambr Take it from the expert - put your gerbil on a leash.

I like gerbils.