Clancy

Not sure Tessa Sanderson even knows what day it is #houseofgames

@nasscrave You may not realise it, but you’ve sort of resolved your own issue here.

uk: do you think women have penises? are migrants human? china: *builds 500km of high speed rail*

@AnfieldEdition @DaveOCKOP Have him melted down for glue

🚨 | @DaveOCKOP: Alexander Isak will miss Liverpool's game against Manchester United tomorrow. He is expected to be out for approximately 1-2 weeks.

@StanCollymore 💊💉🩸

Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it. That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds. The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane.

@SkySportsNews Not all bad news for Everton fans after the derby then

Arne Slot is expected to continue as Liverpool manager next season, as the club close in on Champions League qualification 🔴

@jonomxr @bazookussy Genuinely tragic the damage social media has done to modern culture. Yes I am aware where I’m saying this.

@bazookussy dead vibes

it scares me how dead coachella crowds are.. thank god for Glastonbury, thank god for euro / uk crowds etc etc

@itsnwts You tweet some absolute shite. Give it up.

If she's wearing a $350 perfume and $200 earring I doubt she is using you for a $20 drink.

@NewStatesman @emilylawford @Scarlett__Mag “The new feminism” = outright misandry from women with no life away from screens. It’ll be celebrated every bit as much as the manosphere is (rightly) derided.

ANGRY YOUNG WOMEN by @emilylawford and @Scarlett__Mag It was a Wednesday night and seven members of the University of Leeds’ feminist society had invited me to join their book swap. I asked how they felt about the young men they knew. “I don’t care for them,” said a girl called Ruby imperiously. “They’re not bad people, but they refuse to call out their friends who make other girls uncomfortable. They’ll laugh at jokes that are sexist, racist, homophobic, they don’t care about political issues… I don’t think they like women a lot.” If a man is attracted to you, she said, he might talk about things like toxic misogyny. If he doesn’t fancy you, he won’t bother. “I feel like a lot of it is quite sexually motivated with men.” I asked if they’d consider dating a man with different political views. They all immediately said no. “I don’t think I’d even be friends with one,” said one girl. “They don’t see you as human.” Only one woman, Evelyn, admitted to having male friends (though she was worried this made her a “pick me”, trying too hard for male attention). Evelyn was concerned about what the men she knew were watching online. “The stuff that’s being said about women is crazy,” she said. “They’re getting all these reels, talking about, like, bad stuff about women. And I get reels of women saying bad stuff about men. I try to think, not all men are like this, but…” On the internet, women and men have never been more alienated from each other. While the toxic, often hard-right politics of the manosphere have been exhaustively documented, the new generation of female influencers are nearly as extreme – just on the other side of the political spectrum. The “femosphere” spans a range of tones: there are misandrist dating coaches who urge women to reject men altogether, and more explicitly progressive content creators who cover global and domestic politics. Exclusive polling by Merlin Strategy for the New Statesman reveals that young women, aged between 18 and 30, are by far the most progressive demographic in the UK. Young women are 26 percentage points less likely to feel positively about capitalism than young men, and much less likely to feel the economy works in their favour. Gen Z women are more likely to support causes such as feminism, environmentalism and anti-racism than young men. They also feel much more negatively towards young men than young men feel about them. I spent the last few months in search of the new left-wing young women. It wasn’t difficult – they were everywhere. But it all felt impossibly bleak. They weren’t excited about their futures. They didn’t like the men they knew, or the idea of those they didn’t. Men were just a threat who had the potential to harm or trap them. This will almost certainly make relationships harder: fewer than half of young women feel men understand them. Young women are much less likely than men to date people who disagree with their politics. People will get lonelier, and angrier. Young women are twice as likely to not want children as young men. And it’s getting worse. Women under 25 are most likely to believe things are “stacked against me, no matter how hard I try”. A significant majority of young women feel isolated from the rest of the country. The two main political parties aren’t reaching out to them specifically. Many women told me they feared a Reform government pressuring them to have babies. Many say they will vote for the Greens in the upcoming local elections, but few seem to believe that will make a difference. They don’t feel represented by mainstream politics, and they don’t think anyone cares. Cover art by Carl Godfrey

@pidatow Grow up

You won't find a more accurate visual representation

Those tattoos are truly awful. Actually hope they win so they don’t appear tomorrow. #pointless

@Gmackematix 😂

@clancymoped2 I'm sure such powers of observation stand them well in the police force.

6 letters begging with ‘M’ Answer - “comet” Wow #pointless

@LegatusInv1ctus @wokal_distance “Now here’s Tom with the weather”

One of the more poisonous aspects of feminism is that it interprets relationships through the lens of a Marxist theory of labor which reduces every act of love and care to an economic transaction

@PicturesFoIder Rage bait. They are working out and all of them seem to be in shape.

Anything but actual working out 🤣🤣

@beyoncegarden You really need to touch grass

ZARA IS A TRULY HILARIOUS WOMAN LMFAOOO😭😭😭

@bourscheid Ageist nonsense. Though competency tests should be mandatory.

Nobody over the age of 75 should be holding any public office, at any level, ever.

@SeanReidie @____cm85 Another Love Island wannabe. They’re like a plague in Liverpool. Head like a creosoted Scream mask.

Women… Legged it in her towel. Pathetic.

@patsmithcomedy “Had a couple people” - you’re not bothered about adopting the linguistic mannerisms of American imperialism in the UK it should be noticed. “Had a couple people”

Had a couple people message this weekend saying it’s time to start posting on X.. 😅😂 here we go 👍

@DPJHodges You’ve embarrassed yourself, and not for the first time.

Tom, it's over. It's done. Your free pass to No.10 is about to be rescinded. You had a good run. Just go back to your consultancies, or whatever it is you do...

@Keir_Starmer Why are you still here? Resign, resign, resign.

I love this country. It is the greatest country in the world. We are tolerant, decent and respectful – and unity is our strength. But for too long, proud communities have been failed by politics and left powerless to do anything about it. Our Pride in Place programme changes that. We are giving people the power to build up their communities. We’ve already invested thousands into communities across Britain. Now, we are giving thousands more the opportunity to transform their local area. Putting local people in control and building a Britain that works for all.