1776 Clannad Ultra MAGA

Japan has only been in our timeline for five minutes and they’re already rage baiting us with pineapple pizza and egg nog pics. I think we’re gonna get along just fine

To all my new Japanese friends, if you ever find yourself in the American south and you see Tea on the menu of a restaurant, make sure you ask if it's hot or cold tea before you order. Chances are it'll be cold tea, most likely with enough sugar to put you in a coma 😅.

@SonohennoKuma @WallStreetMav Fukushima weathered an unimaginable natural disaster, and your citizens went to superhuman lengths to protect your population. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. Most Americans like and respect the Japanese.

They told you that we hate you? Where did they come up with such nonsense? I’ve literally never met an American (born after WWII, anyway) who disliked the Japanese. Fukushima was a tragedy - we were all just concerned *for* you. 💔 We’ve been allies longer than we were ever enemies. Y’all are like family. Distant cousins who we don’t see often enough. We should fix that. 🇺🇸💖🇯🇵

@SonohennoKuma @WallStreetMav

@SonohennoKuma @WallStreetMav Wow your media must lie to you as much as ours does. Americans love your guys and hope you never change and keep your culture at all costs since we learned the hard way what happens when it gets diluted.

@SonohennoKuma @WallStreetMav The people in power want you to feel alone and isolated. It makes you easier to rule over. Just remember you aren't alone, they tried to do the same thing to us in the south in America.

日本とアメリカの共通点は、自国を貶めているマスメディアが、凄く嫌われているということですね。

アメリカの兄貴たちを見習って、全世界の人たちが美味い食い物の写真を上げて自慢して、みんなで「うおー、食いてー！」って盛り上がれる世界がいいな。 遠慮はいらないぜ、世界の兄弟たち。 とりあえず、日本食の定番の寿司と天ぷらを置いておくからさ。

I understand why Japanese people are so anti-immigration. Because lets be honest, 3rd Worlders would ruin this serene moss forest in about 2 minutes.

My mum lives on a boat and has Starlink. Last weeks bad weather blew her Starlink dish across the deck and wrecked it. She contacted Starlink support, and they told her the warranty doesn’t cover weather damage… but as a goodwill gesture, they’re sending her a brand new one for free anyway. That’s proper customer service 👏🏻 Thank you! @Starlink @elonmusk 💯

Well, patriots...this is your goddamn wake-up call, straight from the frozen north where the maple-leaf tyrants are sharpening their knives. Canada, that smug little laboratory for every wet-dream authoritarian fantasy the American left has been stroking since Obama first whispered “hope and change,” is about to ram the boot down harder than a Stasi midnight raid. Their so-called “assault-style” firearms buyback? A pathetic 2.5% compliance rate. Two-point-five percent. That’s not a program; that’s a confession. Millions of law-abiding citizens told the Ottawa overlords to shove their registration forms up their collectivist asses, and now what? The Liberal government...those sniveling hall monitors of the nanny state...just admitted they’re unleashing off-duty and retired RCMP goons for door-to-door “mobile collections” this spring and summer. You think this is about “safety”? Spare me the psychological horseshit. This is raw, primal power psychology 101, the same dark circuitry that has animated every despot from Caesar to Castro. An armed citizenry is the ultimate check on the ruling class’s wet dreams of total dominance. Strip the people of their teeth and claws, and suddenly the state becomes the apex predator...unopposed, insatiable, eternal. The American Founders didn’t etch the Second Amendment into the Constitution because they were paranoid hillbillies with too much black powder. They’d just bled the British Empire dry precisely because free men with muskets could say “no” and make it stick. Look at the blood-soaked ledger: Nazi Germany’s 1938 disarmament paved the way for the camps; Stalin’s gun grabs preceded the Holodomor; Mao’s “people’s” revolution started with confiscation and ended with 70 million graves. Every time the state says “your arms for your safety,” what it really means is “your submission for our supremacy.” And here’s the venomous truth the left will never admit: they don’t fear the guns. They fear the psychology of a free man who owns them. A man who knows he can meet tyranny at the door with something louder than a strongly-worded tweet. That’s why they salivate over Canada’s model...the slow, bureaucratic strangulation disguised as “common-sense reform.” First the ban, then the amnesty farce, then the jackboots on your porch because you dared keep what your grandfather passed down. It’s not about crime; it’s about control. Decapitate the armed citizen, and the body politic falls to its knees, begging for the next decree. Watch this northern clusterfuck like your liberty depends on it...because it fucking does. The same progressive priesthood that cheers Carneys door-knockers is already drafting the blueprints for your streets: red-flag laws, “assault weapon” bans, universal registration that always ends in confiscation. They’ve studied the playbook. They know a disarmed populace is a compliant one...psychologically broken, existentially neutered, ready to trade freedom for the illusion of security. Don’t let the euphemisms fool you. This isn’t policy. This is conquest by incremental treason. Arm up. Stay frosty. And tell the collectivists on both sides of the border: come and take it...if you’ve got the balls and the body bags. The tree of liberty is thirsty, and history is watching. 💀🗡️⚖️

Hello @elonmusk I had the opportunity to interact with many Americans and was invited to a BBQ party. We talked about each other's lives and hardships. If you can add a "tap to translate" button in DMs, I think cross-cultural communication will be smoother. Thank you.

IMPACTANTE: El ex vigilante iraní del uso del hijab, Reza Seghati, quien repartía latigazos a mujeres por vestir de forma inapropiada, ha sido condenado a 100 latigazos y al exilio tras ser descubierto en un acto sexual con una persona del mismo sexo.

一応言っておくけど性別は男と女だけだからな！

犬を愛するすべての人へ、おはようございます。

I will be hosting a press briefing at 1:00PM ET today. Tune in! 🇺🇸

いまXのタイムラインを席巻しているアメリカ人の肉づくしの書き込みって主に保守的なエリアである南部（テキサスとか）の人々で、彼らの言う分にはこれまでアメリカ人は自分の古き良き文化をポリコレ左翼に否定されずっと自信を失っていたと、そこに日本人が「アメリカのバーベキュー美味そう」などと称賛の声を送ったものだからみんな堰を切ったように喜んでいると。アメリカ人も左巻きにはほとほとウンザリしていたと。言葉の壁を超えてきたね ちなみにアメリカはサンフランシスコ、ロサンゼルス、ラスベガスとグアムにしか行ってない。カリフォルニアなんてポリコレ左翼の本場だし、ここだけ見たくらいではまだまだ本当のアメリカを知らない。テキサスに行って肉の塊にかぶりつくくらいしないとアメリカを知ったうちに入らないのではないか 写真はサンフランシスコで食った「SUPER DUPER BURGERS」。めちゃくちゃ美味かった。ハンバーガーの本場で食うとここまで違うんだと思った

Not a single European leader has said a word about the massacre that took place in Nigeria by Islamists against Christians on Palm Sunday. Macron? Silent. Starmer? Silent. Meloni? Silent. Sanchez? Silent. Why?

This is a no brainer. Do you support this?