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clave cuthbert
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clave cuthbert
@claredotexe
I’ll steal your wife.
Dallas, TX Katılım Ocak 2016
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Sadly, I’m not barred in Texas. Any of you do-good attorney folks want to help an abused tenant and friend find some solace? Abby works in non-profit, bringing arts education to at-risk and low-income youth. She doesn’t have the money to fight this. Please RT
clave cuthbert@claredotexe
Any lawyers in Texas that can weigh in on the legality of this? Helping a friend and this just seems…egregious even by Texas standards
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@somanybadtweets @JP_Pumpkininny I’m primarily marrying JP for the Hawaii Five-0
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I’m not a jealous person but @claredotexe has a shared Spotify playlist with my brother named “Clandy Jam”
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A thing to understand about @JP_Pumpkininny is that he’s super into winning Golden Tee in his brother’s basement as an eagle named ASS in a 3-piece suit and nothing has ever been funnier to either of us


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Everyone raise a glass to the indomitable @claredotexe who just finished her last class, last exam, and therefor all of grad school!!!
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@JP_Pumpkininny @DeliveryDace Also he got me soju for celebratory shots and a very nice bottle of gin for fancy drinks later

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@DeliveryDace @claredotexe Making a big old batch of Chicken Makhni (think butter chicken) and we have soju and wine.
She bought herself a Steam Deck to celebrate so I guess I’m buying her a pony?
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@JP_Pumpkininny @DeliveryDace Gonna play Baulders Gate 3 on the pony
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Hey guys, I don’t post much on here these days but if anyone has a few dollars for a good cause I’d love your help! More info in the link, but my agency is raising money so we can provide free therapeutic summer programming to our clients. Thanks! ♥️ givebutter.com/b6qepj
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@JP_Pumpkininny pointed out that Bernard looks like the base of a novelty cat lamp when he sits here and now it’s all I can see


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@SketchpadTheGr8 @JP_Pumpkininny He couldn’t even look at me
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@claredotexe @JP_Pumpkininny This one is having a particularly rough time coming to terms with it

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@Charliestolz To be clear this is my view after exiting the bathroom - they are not included in my bathroom activities. But they find it all very mysterious and also are very hungry
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@JP_Pumpkininny @CodyAteMyBalls Yes, that formula is exactly what I’m looking for
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@CodyAteMyBalls Okay that last one sounds like EXTREMELY my jam! Thank you for the recommendations
@claredotexe this last one sounds like your brand o jam too
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