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Extremely baroque cat

Wow.

Just discovered my dog’s onlyfans…

@JP_Pumpkininny Thanks JP ♥️

Sadly, I’m not barred in Texas. Any of you do-good attorney folks want to help an abused tenant and friend find some solace? Abby works in non-profit, bringing arts education to at-risk and low-income youth. She doesn’t have the money to fight this. Please RT

Any lawyers in Texas that can weigh in on the legality of this? Helping a friend and this just seems…egregious even by Texas standards

@somanybadtweets @JP_Pumpkininny I’m primarily marrying JP for the Hawaii Five-0

Every Novak wedding includes “The Turtle” and “Hawaii Five-O” Does your family not Hawaii Five-O? Fun fact: the last one here is my mom

@JP_Pumpkininny Me and Andy just get it

I’m not a jealous person but @claredotexe has a shared Spotify playlist with my brother named “Clandy Jam”

A thing to understand about @JP_Pumpkininny is that he’s super into winning Golden Tee in his brother’s basement as an eagle named ASS in a 3-piece suit and nothing has ever been funnier to either of us

@DeliveryDace @JP_Pumpkininny Aww CHEERS TO YOU!

@claredotexe @JP_Pumpkininny

Everyone raise a glass to the indomitable @claredotexe who just finished her last class, last exam, and therefor all of grad school!!!

@laazybby Love you 😘

@JP_Pumpkininny @DeliveryDace Also he got me soju for celebratory shots and a very nice bottle of gin for fancy drinks later

@DeliveryDace @claredotexe Making a big old batch of Chicken Makhni (think butter chicken) and we have soju and wine. She bought herself a Steam Deck to celebrate so I guess I’m buying her a pony?

@JP_Pumpkininny @DeliveryDace Gonna play Baulders Gate 3 on the pony

A large portion of funds will go towards transportation for our clients, as the majority of our clients’ families don’t have access to a vehicle and our kiddos really need safe spaces and mental health support this summer!

Hey guys, I don’t post much on here these days but if anyone has a few dollars for a good cause I’d love your help! More info in the link, but my agency is raising money so we can provide free therapeutic summer programming to our clients. Thanks! ♥️ givebutter.com/b6qepj

@JP_Pumpkininny Thass the BEST cat.

Today the world lost the greatest cat of all time. The cat that defined the “Thas a good cat” scale. I’m absolutely gutted tonight. So please just respond with “Thas a good cat” so we can make sure the world knows just how amazing she was. Kirjava Lampost Novak 2004-2023

@JP_Pumpkininny pointed out that Bernard looks like the base of a novelty cat lamp when he sits here and now it’s all I can see

Happy berth day to this stud - my heart and home and favorite person. Very glad he was born!

@SketchpadTheGr8 @JP_Pumpkininny He couldn’t even look at me

@claredotexe @JP_Pumpkininny This one is having a particularly rough time coming to terms with it

I peed before feeding the cats this morning

@Charliestolz To be clear this is my view after exiting the bathroom - they are not included in my bathroom activities. But they find it all very mysterious and also are very hungry

@JP_Pumpkininny @CodyAteMyBalls Yes, that formula is exactly what I’m looking for

@CodyAteMyBalls Okay that last one sounds like EXTREMELY my jam! Thank you for the recommendations @claredotexe this last one sounds like your brand o jam too

Apparently I’ve entered into my “Enjoy nice high school romance anime” phase of life.