🍍Clare Bear 🐻

found my perfect subtitle

"I once helped a man, who I suspected to be a nonce, to become President, only to later fall out with him and accuse him of being a nonce. I believe that this will boost sales of my electric vehicles, which plummeted after I did a Nazi salute in support of the suspected nonce."

jd vance currently in front of a mirror gathering the courage to ask if elon has said thank you once

the battle of the grotesque Torsos is heating up

This app has fucked up my psyche in ways I’ll never even know but goddamn I’m having the time of my life rn

who among us hasn’t done a firehose of ketamine and publicly feuded with the president online

today is a great day for the chronically online sickos, of which I consider myself to be a proud member

@ishsulin i frequently autocorrect haematology to 'harmatology' 🤷‍♂️#donohaem

accidentally wrote endocringe instead of endocrine :3

we’ve been through a lot. we deserve this

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

is this going to go late? should i be cancelling my evening plans

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

When people ask me what today's date is.

*puts on perfume that i wore during a traumatic time in my life*

acknowledging nurse burnout is the first step ❤️

committing tennis homicide while dressed like a giant kindergartner

We are excited to launch GSK’s #MPNTimeToBeSeen campaign, aimed at patients with myeloproliferative neoplasms (MPNs), which is fully funded by GSK and co-created with MPN Voice. #MPN To learn more, visit: bit.ly/3ZvxgUU NP-GB-AOU-SMP-240017 | December 2024