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@CapeTown_Bru His videos with his kids are good!

@CapeTown_Bru She’s not British…

British couple started Google searching for a clothing store called “Pecan Pie.” The results, unsurprisingly, delivered nothing but images of pies. When they asked the woman again, she repeated herself, and they still heard ‘pie’.

@Strictlyirene Tennis… I’m sure everyone’s said it! 🎾

Can you think of an answer to this question? 🙋🏻‍♀️

@Matt_Pinner Immediately!

If someone were to offer you $300 million to never listen to a Beyoncé song again, could you honestly take it?

The 300 days of January continue… #January2026 #newyear #januworry

I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable

@antmillionsbot @grok I am so amused by this!

@rickygervais I would say, in my expert opinion, it all points to perimenopause!

I’m working out everyday now. Tennis, weights, running etc. My resting heart rate is really good and I train at quite a high rate too. So my question is, Why am I still fucking fat and exhausted all the cunting time?

The new Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 boasts Google Gemini! @SamsungUK #samsungunpacked @Google

New video is out… have a look and leave me a comment or some questions! youtu.be/LewducUpbv4?si…

AI is on everyone's lips but I thought I'd have a look at the dark side of it all... my new YT video will be up this afternoon - let me know what you think? Do you think this might be end for humanity? youtu.be/AHxbNKs7U8w

New video out tomorrow! youtu.be/J5pGrEe7G8k

Just an FYI - I've been having some great results with my skin using renew+me. Here's my affiliate link if anyone's interested. renewandme.com/product/nightl…

@UndecidedMs Agreed! Terrible choice!

That is a terrible outfit #AJOdudu looks like a romper suit with a nappy underneath #CelebrityBigBrother

Looking to upgrade your @Instax_ZA camera? The new Fujifilm Instax Mini 41 just dropped and it’s got some sleek upgrades over the Mini 40! Check out the details - click the link below. #InstantPhotography #Fujifilm #InstaxMini41 gadget-gal.com/2025/04/14/ins… @FUJIFILM_UK

Samsung yesterday unveiled the Galaxy S25 series – yet again, revolutionising smartphones with cutting-edge AI technology. Here's a short rundown The Samsung Galaxy S25 Series: Your AI-Powered Companion gadget-gal.com/2025/01/23/the… #SamsungUnpacked #SamsungS25Series #samsungs25ultra

New episode of the pod premiering now!🔥 Watch it here: youtu.be/jO8ZLWYg71M 😁 #WhatNowPodcast

@bronwynwilliams I’d love to know what prompted this?

There is no shame nor absolution to be found in humanity or society - what those flawed and fickle creatures! No. The only one outside you who can absolve you is your god. The only ones who can shame you are your children. And most of you have neither. Reckon yourselves.

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#octoberthird #October3rd