Clark 💯% DGAF ®

And almost 4 years later, yeah he’s all grown up. 😂❤️

As speaker for the human population of earth, I welcome our new alien overlords. All hail Zorg.

@briprice661 @RossKneeDeep Excellent take. Sound advice. She should’ve listened to that and stayed tf out of the street.

@RossKneeDeep She used her car as a weapon and found out Maybe she should’ve been home with her kids and wife and not out trying to run over Ice agents

This is where they don't wont you to believe your own eyes. Minnesota wanted to investigate. The FBI took over. Then cut Minnesota out entirely. The state no longer has access to the evidence, the witnesses or the scene. The ICE agent who killed Renee Good, a 37-year-old U.S. citizen, in Minneapolis on January 7 will face no criminal charges. The DOJ ruled it justified self-defense. DHS said Good "weaponized her vehicle." Video analysis showed her car was turning away from the agent when he fired. A family autopsy found she was shot in the head. Minnesota wanted to investigate but the FBI took sole control within hours, cutting state investigators out of the evidence and scene. Vice President Vance said the agent had "absolute immunity." The shooting was the first homicide in Minneapolis in 2026 and the ninth time ICE agents opened fire on people since September 2025. The agent, Jonathan Ross, is an Iraq War veteran who was dragged by a car during a separate arrest six months earlier. Good's killing sparked national protests and triggered the ongoing DHS shutdown. No independent investigation was conducted.

#AWitchIsNeverFooledBy smoke and mirrors.

#AWitchIsNeverFooledBy A charming snake. 😞

@itsCorasmith Thank goodness, the world is healing itself. She should’ve gotten treatment before she tried to run Federal LEOs over.

@FlindersEmma You’re way too prepared for murder to be “random murders”. 😬😂

FYI, at a murder/crime scene, clean it all twice bc after dropping a tin of paint in one spot on my kitchen floor, it's everywhere it shouldn't even be.

Corporate Email Lingo: “per my last email” = in case you suddenly can’t fucking read “to reiterate” = this is the last fucking time i’m saying this “moving forward” = don’t fucking try me again “i’ve copied” = let’s see you lie your way out of this bitch “kind regards” = fuck you

@DonutOperator @Oilfield_Rando @DissidentSoaps ☠️🤣🤣🤣

@Oilfield_Rando @DissidentSoaps Well I mean it was never gonna be “swimmers”

“Sunbathers” is a resplendent troll

@ShSkylar @nobleisawinner 💯%. Good call. 👍🏻

@clark_gasm @nobleisawinner HOA Karen’s

@AdeMcKenzie @nobleisawinner Preach brother.

@clark_gasm @nobleisawinner It is. Some Karen complaining about a shirtless guy mowing his lawn is peak ridiculousness. The world has gone mad.

@waltdog65 @nobleisawinner Preach.

@clark_gasm @nobleisawinner Old guy is in pretty good shape. Maybe just leave him alone.

@AdeMcKenzie @nobleisawinner Cool story bro… just saying.

@clark_gasm @nobleisawinner Apple pie isn’t American… just saying.

@JulieCritchley7 @nobleisawinner 😂😂 Well that’s double American to the power of Oz.

@clark_gasm @nobleisawinner It’s Aussie too!

@yonkobones @Mrgunsngear See what I did there, nice! 👍🏻

@clark_gasm @Mrgunsngear I like the double entendre you put there “as long as sandals didn’t come up I can let it slide” that’s a bar sandals/slide

A couple points: -open carry and brandishing aren't the same thing and what is and isn't each varies WIDELY by state. In most states, this is brandishing. -based on the short sleeve flannel and the socks, I wasn't expecting an optic and a light on the pistol but I suppose that's a good sign that the technology is proliferating 🔴🔦 -a HOA/private road doesn't insulate you from being arrested for brandishing -if I was the guy filming I would have just left. The guy with the gun could have ended him at any time during this interaction as guns are distance tools The man with the gun was ultimately charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Avoid this nonsense accordingly... #HOA #IQtest #fail #optics #wml #dumb #crime #flannel #puma

Me logging into X to check the state of things…

@AxelPro47687794 Loyalty. Dead ass, unwavering, unquestioning loyalty. Also loyalty, oh and loyalty.

What are the three most important qualities you look out for when choosing a friend? I'm sincerely curious.

@ohhanxiety @DANBARCAN1 A tea cup yorkie.

Which ?🤔

#ModernspeakTranslated Word to your mother = It’s the truth 🤭😎

@Sassafrass_84 As the holder of a Y chromosome, I approve. 😂

My anxiety could never. Please take your time. This is why women live longer. 🙊 Pretty bad ass. Men will like this post. 🤌