Clarke Spingler

@ohbeewankenobi Your a disaster

@ohbeewankenobi Someone lost their fantasy league last year

Bro what the fuck is this

@conor_swenn @jackgregory42 @chrisscott303 @MarshallN1_17 @mac_mitchell_63 @william_willis7 @HayesR123 Striped!

Me talking to girls about my bracket tonight.

@cflem21 Bull shit

Prayers for Kenrich Williams.

@EliGreer48 He would also double as great defense against spy balloons.

Forget building a wall just put this dude on the border

There is someone named Tex in every war movie.

@trevorfromgta26 In The Internship staring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, they come up with essentially the same idea and it lands them a job at Google.

Multi-million dollar idea: basically like that breathalyzer thing that alcoholics need to blow in to start their car, except this is an extension I put on my phone that I have to blow in in order to unlock Snapchat. These drunk texts are actually starting to become an issue

@HayesR123 @ChexMix Keep us updated on this ongoing situation

@_csmith_11 No your good. Nothing you put on the internet can legally be used against you.

I feel like this tweet might come back to haunt me

Me if scrolling the bird app and driving was an Olympic sport

Saying something right before a sports announcer says the same thing is one of the coolest feelings.

Absolutely insane

Beautiful Christmas Eve Service

Top 5 places past and present to wear your NYO Peach Bowl fleece. 1. Twisted Taco 2. The Battle of Buckhead (Lovett v. Westminster) 3. Three Dollar Cafe 4. NYO Championship Game 5. School in 5th grade

@RockySchaffer Broncos country! Lets ride!

I'm sorry for letting everyone down today. When you walk into a stadium you are making a promise to tarp off, and I broke that promise. #accountability

@jackgregory42 Well done sir

@clarkes_8 👍

@conor_swenn Swen Island! 🔒⬇️🏝

@conor_swenn We are the new kings of twitter. Obey us!