Steve Clarkson

This is your annual reminder that even if you're buying your Christmas tree from a petrol station, like I did, it's important to dress as if you cut it down from the woods

My Yorkshire lass 😍

Sad news. I’ve been going for years for the art, the food and drink, the kids’ soft play… I thought the Tetley would be around for decades to come — hoping the new location is announced soon!

Day 11 of paternity leave — and I’ve completely lost it

Went to the park today with my daughter. Was pushing her on the swings and a couple of lads swinging next to us (10 years old maybe) were talking about Jeffrey Damner. I guess they know about it because of the Netflix series. This is a very normal world isn’t it

@JoeWilliamsPoet 🤷🏻‍♂️

@clarkspeak (I suspect it means your weekly income from this pension if you didn't make any further contributions, but without any context it's pretty meaningless)

Just benchmarking this guys. Are we all in this together, living on £122 per month as pensioners? Tempted to start batch cooking now

Victorian England lurks beneath…

Friday

Murakami always says it best

It’s done

Happy birthday Iris. Two years old today!

I'm beginning to fear that my hotmail address is undermining my credentials as a "digital expert"

If you can’t win the @IlkleyHalf, make sure you’re first in the pub afterwards. The lengths I go to for a free pint @BiniBrew 🏃🏻‍♂️🍺

Fresh lick o’ paint

Always smile for a photo. Even biometric approval

We’re in renovation mode again. I forgot how dusty everything gets — but also the joy of opening up stud walls stuffed with newspapers from the last time this place was done up… over 60 years ago

Listening to Mike + The Mechanics, doing jobs around the house, because this is the way it used to be

@ianvisits Ah OK, thanks for letting me know

@clarkspeak Not visible.

This morning I was able to visit the site of a remarkable discovery - a large Roman mosaic in Southwark. Now rushing home to write about it.