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@Rhopunzel @averpee Kidney disease makes you stop flushing the toilet!? Jk hope you're doing well.

@averpee Hi. This means you may have kidney disease. Get checked before it was too late like me and you end up on dialysis.

Men love leaving behind a foamy unflushed piss

@Spottyhead1 @klara_sjo @IGN This deserves a smugjak.

@klara_sjo @IGN "Let's see those stupid kids make dumb memes about me being a gaming journalist now."

Life is Strange: Reunion has a “skip gameplay” option in the menu, perfect! Now @IGN can actually beat a game for once.

@MeowBlocks Glad you're having fun with it. I can't put it down myself.

I am really enjoying crimson desert. Gonna sink a ton of hours into this one

@MeowBlocks Didn't you know the combat is ayuss! 😝

@Maiku_Chu @Yourmomsbf1448 @Grummz The gayme is ayuss! 😜

@clarvello @Yourmomsbf1448 @Grummz Probably DSP in disguise 🤣

Someome figured out infinite flight in Crimson Sky. Yeah, the game will be popular for years. Mods will be everywhere. Pearl Abyss has created a “ecosystem” game like Skyrim or GTA and it will last a long time.

@Yourmomsbf1448 @Grummz Cry more. The game is awesome. You just suck.

@Grummz Too bad the map is half empty so there is literally no point doing this. Except for fucking around for some reason. And fucking around is not real gameplay.

Epstein client list?: ❌ DSP troll threats: ✅

He is stroke facing like crazy today.

@CapnHookX @SpawnYaardReply Hell yeah I'll come by.

@clarvello @SpawnYaardReply I'll be covering his Pokémon Fire Red Travesty, if you'd like to check that out. I'll leave the Crimson Desert felt to others.

Can't believe that guy rage quit over this miner boss. Crimson Desert Boss: 3/76 2 skills made it easy. 1st your Force Palm, use it when he is about to drill 2nd perfect dodge - dodge and boom 4 attacks. If you miss a palm attack, run around to avoid drill. Rinse and repeat!

@CapnHookX @SpawnYaardReply Yeah I can't wait for him to try other abyss puzzles. It'll be a shitshow lol.

@SpawnYaardReply He couldn't even climb a wall.

@sentinelzer01 @SpawnYaardReply Good stuff. I love Excavatron bullying footage.

@SpawnYaardReply If you play more aggressively with it you can stun lock him with force palm aswell.

@DeanMo80 @SpawnYaardReply @TH3MAF1A Lmao I was waiting for someone to catch it 😂😂😂

@SpawnYaardReply @TH3MAF1A That's a helluva spelling error 🤣

@TrueHypeStrong @SpawnYaardReply Christ I'd have loved to see that. It's so finicky he'd probably assume it's just bugged.

@SpawnYaardReply Even if he beat the boss he would have been to dumb to figure out how to operate the crane and remove the relic from the quarry ..🤣

@Totekem @poems_past You'll probably do fine. Just craft food and don't be afraid to eat as much as is necessary to get through the fight.

@poems_past I have the quest to fight this guy, I haven't died in combat yet (one stupid death to plants) guess I'll see if I am better than Phil

Your first mistake is thinking he remembered force palm after the first time the game showed him how to use it

@kingarthas21 @poems_past Yeah I don't see it lasting long. Phil's pickled brain has left him with absolutely zero imagination or intellectual fucking curiosity and because of that I'm excited to see him try to brute force more abyss puzzles for special abilities.

@poems_past He's not gonna have the skill/patience to make it far in this game without the dents handholding him hard and donating heavily. Even with reed devil being nerfed heavily he's gonna get his cheeks beat in

Dsp used this exact strategy to beat this boss.

@waxdeity @KhetBurnell747 Lol that's funny 🤣

@KhetBurnell747 Did he emergency sf6 again lmao

I love DSP's chill streams.

@SulphurEddie @poems_past I love kicking a guy in the nuts when he's down and launching him ten feet.

@poems_past I actually think the combat in this is crazy fun! It’s a little clunky, but I am having a great time clotheslining bandits and throwing them at each other!

Dsp “big brains” how Crimson Desert was made and unlocks its development secret. Congratulations Phil! You’ve described how all studio games are made! Artists, writers and engineers are different things! What an intellect!

@DanteAmerigo @AndyCazzola @CrimsonDesert_ That's so weird. I'm on pc but playing with an Xbox controller.

@AndyCazzola @CrimsonDesert_ This is gonna sound stupid, I had the same issue I plugged my controller into the console (with charging cable) and it fixed the issue, has to stay plugged in tho.

Fellow Greymanes, It has been a little over 36 hours since launch, and we would like to start with a sincere thank you to everyone who has been playing Crimson Desert. Since launch, we have been listening closely to your feedback and doing our best to make improvements to the game. In particular, we are aware of the discomfort many players have experienced with the controls, and we are currently preparing a patch to address this. We also want to apologize for not providing keyboard and mouse players with a satisfactory gameplay experience. Please know we are taking your feedback seriously and working to improve your gameplay experience as quickly as possible. If you encounter any other issues while playing, please refer to the notice below for information on how to submit a report: pearlabyss.info/crimsondesertr… We’re following your experiences across issue reports, videos, livestreams, and community discussions. Every report and shared experience helps us make the game better, and we truly appreciate the time you take to share them with us. We'll keep working to make your adventure in Pywel even more enjoyable, and thank you again for your continued support.

@AndyCazzola @CrimsonDesert_ I knew I wasn't the only one.

@CrimsonDesert_ Are you addressing the lack of ability to reel fish in on control?

@n050up4u1 @CrimsonDesert_ Got eeeem

@CrimsonDesert_ okay, but do not fix whatever made my deez nuts dunk animation happen. DO NOT.