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My amazing mutuals You want to engage my original posts?? Check my HIGHLIGHTS 👉👉👉 All my original posts are there 😇

@john322226 😭😂😂😂

Na mad you don Dey mad so but you no just know

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Is it always true, or do some challenges break us permanently? 🤔

Anatoly 😇🤍 Make sure you gym today guys, eat healthy stay fit Your body will thank you 🥂

@_belikebaddy be like baddy of chicken don escape cage oo Why don't you inform us you're into poultry too 😁🥂

The worm that destroys a kola nut lives inside it. Na my mutuals dey do me, cos why are you not retweeting and commenting on my posts 😭😂😂

Before you find a Gen Z eating kolanut, you've already seen trillions smoking 🧘‍♂️ And people still wonder why no one lives long anymore, this generation abandons beneficial traditions and embraces the slow poisons instead.

Kola is life

Algorithm just wicked anyhow And you can just post random stuff, and you'd get over 6m impression on just 🥲🥲a post

I've touched like 40 niche post so far today 😭🤝 Once algorithm align with me, omoh my own go pass Lobistars own 😭🥹

Educative

For those that can't relate to my quote earlier "Sometimes you have to pick the gvn up to put the Gvn down." Had it been the victim had cowardly given up, that's how they'd have go scot free without feeling the heat🥶 Kudos to this hero, hijack gvn, resist & retaliate, he stood his ground till the very end💪 Na man you be🖐️

So all this name can't give me 10M impression?? 😳 Mama deola, APC toto, AA and O, maiduguri, 10 drowning street, dhurandhar 2, Rooney, Senegal, Morocco, afcon, Africa, trending, Barcelona, Chelsea, outlier, gele, gm CT, neymar, Donald Trump, grok, world war 3, Iran, Israel, Usa, chudai, rooney

They found a snake on their room and on duty to unal!ve it, guess what happen next 💀

Based On True Life Story 📝😇 Networking is more powerful than money and Iba Khaleed is a living proof. Back in the day in Lagos... Our street suffered daily NEPA blackouts like everyone else. Most folks either grumbled in the dark, put on lamps, or fired up noisy generators if they could afford one. A richer neighbor might have bought the biggest gen in the compound, powering their own flat comfortably, but that's where it stopped. Their "wealth" solved only their problem. Then there's this neighbor, Iba Khaleed, who was basically the unofficial "Light Minister" of our street in Lagos. He wasn't rolling in cash. No fancy inverter, no solar setup, no generator. This man no dey joke with electricity. Whenever NEPA carried light, Iba khaleed would wait till a certain point, maybe after a day of blackout, under 48hrs hours of darkness⚫🌆 then he'd calmly pick up his Nokia torch phone, clear his throat like he was about to address the United Nations, and dial the NEPA office number he had memorized like Bible verse. "Eh-hem! Hello? Good evening, sir. This is Iba khaleed from [secret street, ketu], off [confidential area]. Yes, yes, the one near the market. Ah, you remember me? Good good! See, since yesterday night now, light don go. The children dey read with candle, my wife dey fan herself with newspaper... abeg, help us small. Just on am for us, even if na small time." And somehow somehow, the light would come back! Not always immediately, but within 10 minutes to 15mins, bulbs would flicker, fans would start groaning back to life, and the whole compound would erupt: "UP NEPA!" People shouting from windows, kids running out to dance, generators getting switched off in celebration. He didn't pay bribes (at least not that we knew) he could'nt even afford to. He built relationship👌consistent greetings, politeness, persistence. "Na relationship, my brother. When you dey greet them well, dem go answer" as he always said whenever we tease him. That single link was worth more than any generator money could buy, because it scaled to light up the entire street, repeatedly. Whether he actually knew somebody there or it was pure Lagos magic mixed with persistence, nobody knew. But the man was consistent, whenever he was around and the outage stretched too long, he'd make that call. Those were the days when one person's phone call could light up an entire community. Now in this my new area? We just suffer in silence or fire up gen🥲. But Iba Khaleed? Legend. If NEPA still had that kind of personal touch, maybe life expectancy for our inverters would be longer too 😂⚡ In the end, money can buy things, but networking buys access, opportunities, help when you need it most, and often more money in the long run. Build real relationships (be generous, helpful, authentic), and watch how they compound faster than any bank account. In Lagos or anywhere, the real MVPs aren't always the richest, they're the best connected🤝🥂 That's why we say: Your network is your net worth📝, and in Iba Khaleed case, it lit up the whole hood. Legend forever 🦸💡😂

Wey my bluetick 😭😂😂😂

Where is my bluetick @grok

@Ope_Yemi55 Make the artist safe guess me

Guess the artist.

@Ope_Yemi55 This how they disappearing anytime they notice your presence

Person no rate you, you dey call am poor communication!

@Saintwizzy8 Lols

@class_uthman Nah her babe be that ooo

Has rema seen what Ayra star is doing?😭😭