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@CFCMods Finally someone said it, he's been by far our worst transfer of all time. Lukaku and Kepa are gems compared to this idiot, he was shit, took steroids, got a tiny bit better, but was still shit, then he got caught doing steroids, appealed his case and apparently lost.

4 year ban and he will still be under Chelsea contract at the end of it, this might be the worst signing of all time 😭

@RH_CFC Never forget they chose Poch over this.

There’s a world where we signed Olise, Maignan, Kvara & Osimhen while having Luis Enrique as a manager.

@Ore_Yusuf I don't understand how more people don't believe the Clearlake PR conspiracy theories, they literally have a full department for public relations in the company and you don't think they'd stoop to offering Chelsea accounts a few benefits to back the club or buying a few bots?

there’s this group of Chelsea fans that defend everything these people do, I remember when we agreed a deal for tyler Adam’s before Caicedo was done and they were telling me, “he’s a leader, knows the league” they defended the garnacho signing as well

@OOCCouchGags Justice for Tallafornia

Out of all of the Irish shows from RTE to be put onto Disney+

Enzo Maresca has to be studied on how he neutralized that PSG attack and limited them to 0 goal for the whole 90 minutes of the CWC Final.

ENZO MARESCA BENT THIS PSG TEAM OVER FOR 90 MINS AND HALF THIS FANBASE THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS FOR BLUECO. WORD I HATE SOME OF YOU MAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Enzo Maresca is still the only manager to totally outclass this PSG super team man.

Chelsea sporting directors said that Enrique wasn’t the right fit. He wanted to come to Chelsea and they picked Pochettino. Embarrassing. That should tell you everything you need to know about these idiotic directors. They make me so sick.

Chelsea have ruled out Luis Enrique after he made several demands during talks. Chelsea withdraw from race to sign Crystal Palace winger Michael Olise. Chelsea held talks with Palace and Olise but felt finances involved beyond reach - instead plan to reward existing players & new recruits. Chelsea one of clubs interested in Kvaratskhelia. Liverpool could consider move + PSG interested.

🚨 Enzo Fernández is OPEN to signing a new deal at Chelsea — but only if certain conditions are met. 🇦🇷 The midfielder wants an IMPROVED salary and is also seeking assurances from the club that they will match his ambition by bringing in more EXPERIENCED players. 👀 (Source: @siphillipssport)

@Bunchofnumeros @aryasmercy Wrong show.

@aryasmercy Jeyne Westerling’s removal probably. Removal of the House of the Undying. Just off the top of my head

i want to know what in particular made grrm read the script of season 3 and say “this is no longer my story” like, what was the absolute final straw

🚨 Mikel says Chelsea directors and owners will choose another yes man : “We need a manager, we don’t need a coach, but what we’re going to get is another yes man. We were successful in the past because we had managers, not coaches” “Iraola is someone who doesn’t want to get involved with who’s in and out, he just wants to coach” “We’re going to get someone who has zero experience in managing a top club like Chelsea and we’ll be in the same position again, we’re going to get another yes man, because no top manager is going to want to come and they won’t allow someone to be a manager in a million years” (@obionepodcast)

@TheBlueDodger I love this autistic fuck.

Cole Palmer's top 5 players. 🥶 #CFC

@Mohxmmad If this is how we need to negotiate I'm okay with it, as long as it leads to Tuchel coming home to take full control of Chelsea.

@YesItsBash Bruno breaking this record is the reason I refused to disrespect him but I don't understand how Manchester United fans can try to use it against Lampard, are you not downplaying your players record breaking season by acting like the record he broke wasn't impressive?

I get why Chelsea fans are mad, Bruno already snatched their greatest Midfielder’s chains in his first full season 😂

@CFCPys @BobbyVincentFL I'd genuinely rather keep MacFarlane. Bring me Tuchel, give him an apology and a voice in picking transfers, they can still keep buying youth at Strasbourg and send the best ones over to Chelsea, but there's no point bringing in a manager like Iraola with the current system.

🚨 Chelsea have made contact with the representatives of Andoni Iraola to understand the Spaniard’s thinking for his next steps. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC

⚽️ | 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗟 🔵 Enzo Fernández 23’