classicpenguin

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classicpenguin

classicpenguin

@classicpenguin

I sometimes forget I even have Twitter.. heh

California Katılım Aralık 2008
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
how to be savage 101: make pass at girl, her bf goes wtf we're on a date, then go: "mb I thought you were her brother lol" lit af
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
I feel like #TheWeeknd tries too hard to sound like a bad boy in his songs. He be singing about depraved shit no one can relate to lol
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
this oatmeal cookie is so good I feel like schwarzenegger launching a nuke in those mobile strike commercials
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
someone needs to teach a class: how to get nudes 101. fukkin joined instantly
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
my last few tweets I sound all bitter and shit lolz.....
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
hate how social media is a contest to see who has a better life. like "ooo look at this slice of pizza I'm eating right now!" wow dude great
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
wish I could be famous online for sprinkling salt on meat...!
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were a blonde chick with big titties. would I have more followers?? ?? ? who knows
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
watching transformers age of extinction. I know I'm not supposed to like this movie, but #dinobots I mean come on this is awesome
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
no matter what happens: I'm here for you, jesus is here for you, and adolf is here for you. #feelbetter
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
is it pet smart, pets mart, or petsm art?? need to know
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
mercury is in retrograde? wtf does that even mean???? =(
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
that #trufflebutter song is disgusting. soooo nasty! why would you make a song like this!!
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classicpenguin@classicpenguin·
devoured a whole pizza by myself like a fukkin fatass. wasn't a small, either!!
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