Claude Bernard

Oh Max! A finish as cool as the cucumber stripes on his Gladbach kit.

Regarding PSG v. Monaco: If nothing else, please tell me the hair is flowing. #cavani #falcao

Little known fact: Mirko Vučinić's right leg is actually a billiard cue. #juventus

Why hasn't Wenger told the truth yet...no signings because spending 24/7 trying to offload Bendtner. #full #time #job

Quick prediction: by the end of this season there shall be a statue of Luca Toni standing beside Dante in Piazza dei Signori. #verona

@PeterMcVitie my vote, like the man himself, is destined for obscurity: Ruud Brood!

Fener have Non from Superman 2 in goal yet Arsenal still finding ways to score.

Thank goodness Jock Stein chose cremation. #Celtic

Dear Tata, please put Alex Song on and let's see if Levante can get back into this!

How much should we make of the fronds on Levante's shirt? One large leaf (team) with many divisions (defensive holes).

Minus the whole putting-the-ball-in-the-goal element of the game, Rosicky is pretty incredible today.

Acc. to Social Security top baby boy name in U.S. is Jacob. After all the love today for him I predict Josmer will be bumped to #1 in 2014

Last shout for my newest article about a Union legend: "A Forgotten German Legend – Reinhard Lauck": bundesligafanatic.com/a-forgotten-ge…

So Northern Ireland are going to be the new Slovenia, huh Russia?

VW's Winterkorn just pulling strings: "Herr Gustavo, finishing 11th in Bundesliga is as honorable as 4th in PL." #Bloody #Wolfsburg

Dear Anthony Stokes, was it an alleged assault on an Elvis impersonator or just an assault on an alleged Elvis impersonator?

An unmarked Landycakes is unstoppable. #hattrick

What a strange sentence to write: Cavenaghi looks possessed for Pachuca! Atlas keeper Miguel Pinto bouncing every which way to keep it 0-1.

I assume the fact Etienne Capoue was at WHL today wearing a Bryan Ferry t-shirt has been covered, right...? pbs.twimg.com/media/BRVA9ViC…

@O_Emperador cheers! glad to have been missed! :)