coca

@sliccmic mi tink mi gwaan get 2 on

im not afraid to say i love 2 get on. i love 2 get 2 on.

@keranous3777 @dylmichaelc it makes sense to me

@clawdez @dylmichaelc How does that even work

my bad

if you dont cover your nose when you sneeze im not saying bless you. go to hell actually.

this came to me in my dream last night

guy who likes the slimy part of the tomato

@souporsonic_ literally doing this in a month im 26.5 but if not now then when? can always come back

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

he is everywhere for those with the eyes to see

@SOPROSOCIAL sedate them

@clawdez How is it?

currently experiencing “crying baby on plane” for the first time

@gracecamille_ @matthdonovan Pretty angel baby

July 4th

@DineshDSouza @christopherhale he said

@christopherhale Okay prove it. Show me where I said Obama was Muslim.

I’m confused, Dinesh. The same year you were cheating on your wife, committing federal campaign finance crimes, and presiding over a Christian college, you were out here telling us Obama was Muslim.

@BigTucsonDad omg!!! congrats!🎉

Yo we’re married now

@ethanp0iss0n now wait…

Who wanna be roommates in nyc

just paid for a $25 flatbread pizza and watched him pour canned ragu sauce on top of a trader joe’s pizza crust

@alexflorias Thank you! 🥹

oh thats weird why are there balloons on my page?

@clawdez claude day claude day🫡🫡🫡🫡

@Carfrito Thank you! :)

@clawdez Happy birthday!

@SirColeJerkin thank you!

@clawdez 🥳woooo happy bday

@bonnieismss thank you hunny bun! 🤍

@clawdez happy birthday baby!