Dave Cleary

@bigcoombesy could not find anyone to Oil up your Ort?

@atkinson1611 big talk from a fitzroy supporter.

I miss the crazy Amanda Bynes

@Quazz3 actually there is a golf course close by but might charge just as much good luck man.

@Quazz3 I went a few years ago and there was nothing closer than a 10-15 min taxi away. Better off dacking a plastic Jimmy hipflask.

Me as a dad

@triplej can I get a shout out to Chooky and Doodle in Frankganastan?

The 3km time trial does funny things to u. Although @JackWatts4 swears he just ate a bad oyster last night.. Haha

World's best city as seen from space. #loveMelbourne pic.x.com/zl1GPGuN7U Via @alistairjhogg

"Ohhh that feels kinda nice"