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ConservativeCleavEdge
@cleav_edge
Memes over misery, wit over whining. If the world's going to burn, I'll at least enjoy the fireworks. ❤️
Katılım Nisan 2022
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@joshkaye If they get it smogged before you buy it.
That 43K miles sounds suspect though.
I’d check the oil and pull a couple of the plugs too.
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@BK4HOF @Blacksword011 Theyre anti human. With my 4th baby, I was waddling to the l and d building, taking my time, because I knew id be in nurse Ratchets claws very soon.
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@Blacksword011 I didn’t play X box or take work calls or whatever, but I found the L&D environment to be one of the most anti male environments I’ve ever been in.
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@Blacksword011 Im glad nurses are getting the reputation they deserve.
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@HazelAppleyard She gets a double double and a shake at lunch sometimes, hides the evidence before she gets home 🤣 and im not talking about in n out!
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🔴BREAKING
It has been revealed that Paul Miller aka Gypo Crusader had a child from a previous marriage to a Indian Gypsy woman.
Like a true Jersey nigga he abandoned the woman and child and began larping as a Nazi on the internet so he could attract more attractive White women instead of ugly gypsy women.
The transracial LARP 🏳️⚧️ continues...

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@QuestsAbroad Apparently you never met anyone from the Midwest or Oklahoma. Yes, those 2 in specific
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The absolute best way to understand the difference between US and Mexican culture is to watch how people leave a dinner party.
🇺🇸 The US: You wait for a lull in conversation, announce to the table that it is getting late, thank the host, and walk to your car.
Total time: five minutes max
🇲🇽 The Mexican: You announce you are leaving. This initiates a new round of conversation. Ten minutes later, you stand up. Then you go to every single person in the room for a hug, a kiss on the cheek, and a small departing chat.
Total time: thirty minutes, at least
It is an entire social event you have to build into your schedule, but it’s one of the many reasons Mexican culture feels so warm and welcoming.
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@Grand_handsomer @ogafroman This is the funniest thing since Vince McMahons outburst 🤣
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250 years from now the next civilization will figure out how to play our videos and come across the @ogafroman trial and be like huh
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Caleb Hammer BREAKS woke couple by calling out their performative feminism.
Watch how SHOCKED and HORRIFIED they both are to realize “fighting the patriarchy” didn’t stop them from being in a misogynistic abusive relationship.
This is my favorite episode in a while. Mostly because it hits so close to home. I come from the left, and this is exactly what I witnessed time and time again. They think just by being progressive, virtue signaling, using pronouns, and hating Trump that means they’re the good guys.
Well behind the curtain, they’re the exact kind of couple they think they despise. Caleb Hammer is doing a public service by opening people’s eyes before situations like this one become domestically violent, as they inevitably always do.
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@HazelAppleyard Sisters already knocked up, sounds like!
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@lporiginalg Instant classic, his smile really sells it too!
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btches DO NOT be your friends fr 😭 me & this btch been locked in for YEARS, i’m telling her everything about this ngga i’m talking to, sending screenshots, voice notes, allat… she hyping me up the whole time like “yesss friend he cute” whole time i’m laying up with him one night and his phone keep lighting up… i glance and see HER NAME on the lock screen 😐


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Men will try to humble you every chance they get.
I remember I was hanging out with this guy and he said “can I tell you something and please don’t take offense.” I said sure, he said “can I give you some of my deodorant, I smell your armpits a little.”
I was shook asf because if there’s one thing I don’t play or cheap about is my hygiene and perfume.
So I asked him what kind of deodorant he has then I said ok sure. I took the deodorant he walked to the room and came back to the living room.
I lifted my arms and said “how about now, smell better?” He took a sniff and said yes, thank you for being so understandable and not taken offense.
Guys, I never used this man’s deodorant, he smelled my same exact deodorant I put on before meeting him. I said wow you’re such a liar, what you’re smelling so satisfyingly is my deodorant and shook my head.
I’m too self aware to go anywhere smelling like sweat, this man tried me yall.
He’s never seen me since tho, cause play with somebody else.
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