cliché

socalmelee.com is live! My goal for this project is for the site to be a centralized place for people new to the community (or even people who find it difficult to know where things are) to find all relevant information on events and other cool stuff in the SoCal scene!

Said the term “fakecel” at dinner and nobody at the table knew what I was saying

wonder if it was more fun to compete in early years of melee much before the playerbase being hyperaware of optimization and concepts like "execution tests". like back then some chud would just say he KNEW you were gonna mess up cuz MIND GAMES and you would just have to hold that

RATC venue had a scheduled power outage so we are finishing the tournament outside ROFL

@salamithegreat 1 like 7 hours 💀 u got no motion

ok guys if i were to run SCL#3 on saturday 04/11/2026 who would theoretically want to attend from OOR (i’ll pay for nothing but maybe i can house you)

when you open up YouTube and the first thing you see is salam habib on a Kony20XX short #cortisolspike

how i unwind on monday nights #lifestyle #selfcare #verdugo

Epic Murloc the Arcadian who Terrified Everyone😱 #socalmeleearcadian

@raindropsloptop fuck u

cc @cleeshlow

Is Elo really accurate? We analyzed every set from 2025! The results show a clear trend where as the Elo gap grows, the chance of an upset becomes slimmer. The biggest upset in 2025 was The Fibbler's totally legitimate win vs Kodorin's Marth at Rage Against the CRT #124 in November.

someone asked me who i think the top 5 contenders for the #socalmeleearcadian are

last words of famous falcos

@nicktayborn he is to me...

dr pp not even a real doctor

let’s get out of here. let’s run away to temecula

@LEMEEATEM is this about me and salam

If you're in a shithole motel, in a shithole country. And two socal spacies walk into your room? KILL THEM

cliche suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after LiquidKen VIEWERMOGGED them and sent chatters to remind them that they lost to Ken on Ranked Mode

my stream is a fever dream

@IShowFundies holy shit

@cleeshlow Let's grind.

went to a rivals tourney and the TO said I’ll give u the “fundies seeding” since ur good at melee, like no sir i play falco 🤪

@BeastlyDFW 🥹

@cleeshlow let me fix you we can’t do THIS

I went 0-2 in amateur bracket, 0-12 in total games today 😭