Eeb 🪷

Little alien wot I kidnapped : Me: ok this is the chicken nuggets chips and beans song

Guys I’m going sweden for midsommar im so garssed xx and scared

I acc feel sick im gna have to work in this heat HELLP . HELP.

The way I’m about to get heatstroke in France just because they cba having air conditioning in this country

LIKE WHY ARE U THROWING IT INTO THR DRAWER

Flatmate putting cutlery away loud as fuck I will kill you

@S4TURDAYBLUES DISGUSTINF GRIL

@clementicy stpo making me horni

23 DEGREES…DJ PUT IT BACK ON ☀️

@clementicy SHERRRRUP

I know I’m Swedish but I hate everything ab Eurovision

Who can I findom I need a paypig fr

My supposed sugar daddy asking ME to send HIM €50

Having Abdullah withdrawals

Been there

Just STINKY AND MEAN

Living in France is wild like having to get on the metro that stinks of cheese and bodily fluids at 8am. 8AM ? Like you either should have just washed or washed the night before n gone straight to bed these ppl reek

not mama, but another baby

@S4TURDAYBLUES Literally the biggest beg in the world

reflecting on my crimes of begging it with boys, why did i nod along when this guy said return of the king couldn’t exist without fellowship of the ring yes bro that’s how stories work

life would be sooo good without my curse

My bf sending me videos of all the jewelry he has bought in Afghanistan

@S4TURDAYBLUES tehguantratwhomakesalloftheruels 👹

@clementicy spunk on a sayaek

Why woud anyone spunk ona ceak