Cleo

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Cleo

@cleo_shine

Chicago, IL Katılım Ekim 2015

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Cleo@cleo_shine·5 Şub

the uber drivers radio playing uptown funk in one ear, Bon Iver in my earbud in the other, duality

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Overkill Gaming@OverkillGame·17 Oca

. @xidaxpcs hooked you up! 💪

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Cleo@cleo_shine·7 Eki

#RealestPersonOnEarth i'm being so real guys i look like this everyday bere.al/cleoshine

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Cleo@cleo_shine·3 Eki

i am actually pro non skippable ads on tiktok cuz then maybe i'll finally be released from the clutches that evil application has on my mind and i'll go live in the woods like a real woman should 😤💪

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Cleo@cleo_shine·31 Tem

love a costume change

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Cleo@cleo_shine·29 Tem

i had a horrific nightmare last night but the part that made it feel the most real was when someone pulled out a samsung flip and everyone bullied them for it the rest of the dream

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Cleo@cleo_shine·6 Tem

me thinking i'm a well adjusted human who could probably survive the apocalypse: 😀 me when my coworker sitting next to me is crunching chips a little loud: 🫨😨🤯🤬🫠

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Cleo@cleo_shine·23 Haz

if my dad asked me to go in a submarine with him for father's day i would spit on him and say see you on the flip lame-o and skateboard away and then i'd do a kick flip at his funeral but that's just me tho

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Cleo@cleo_shine·23 Haz

its actually the closest fetch in the world that a bunch of selfish billionaires who think they are untouchable would do something so risky

Layah Heilpern@LayahHeilpern

The submarine thing is suspicious. It seems very far fetched that a bunch of billionaires would take such a risky trip to check out the titanic ruins. I mean surely they have more pressing things to do as billionaires... And now they've disappeared. Sounds like an escape plan.

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Cleo@cleo_shine·22 Haz

boingo jimbus

Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful@kevinolearytv

Pitch me. Articulate your idea in 200 characters or less.

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Cleo@cleo_shine·22 Haz

the glossier-ification of the dentist office

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Cleo@cleo_shine·1 Haz

having a young uber driver is a nightmare because we have too much in common, bro is playing tame impala right now and i haven't looked up from my phone i am afraid

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Cleo@cleo_shine·1 Nis

she improv on my class til i yes and

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Cleo@cleo_shine·9 Mar

i really walk around the world thinking i'm the coolest bitch and then i have to ask for help at a store and i become a bumbling little mouse that would say sorry if you killed me

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Maria !!!@MariaSmal_·5 Mar

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Cleo@cleo_shine·6 Mar

every morning i wake up and check my tiktok notifications and fear i am having a stroke cause what is this

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Cleo@cleo_shine·6 Oca

@eam0njh kinda nervous to say this but …. 🟠 omg 🙈

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can u fight@eamon_is_cool·4 Oca

okay guys i gotta ask Which vibe do I give off ✨ 🔴 Cutie Patootie 🟠 Golden Corral Regular 🟡 Cock Gremlin 🟢 Doesn’t Know How to Cook 🔵 Fed Baby Formula as Infant 🟣 Great on Road Trips 🟤 Power Bttm ⚪️ Moans When Uses Bidet

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