Taabu💪254🇰🇪

We're out✅ BY Order of the PEAKY BLINDERS 🔥

@itsArapkirui @iamennoh 😂😂😂

@clevinjunior254 @iamennoh Kwanza ile slasher imevunjika ikanolewa

Eating my money in peace, married fellas can't relate

@KhalifKairo Umeamua watu waoge😂

Kairo kipchirchir

@KE_MrBlack Hii swali tulijibu 2020

Hii T huwa inamaanisha Nini?

@Eddie_Mugoh Mbavu?

I automatically don't watch any movie with The Rock in it.

@njeng_Ah Adi amefura kichwa, chesaaa!!😂

I know a chronic masturbator when I see one. All the signs are there.

@sneak_011 Mbona umefura forehead, umeanza kupiga ukuta?

2 years go niliamua kucut off wasee. One year later nikaamua zii acha nicut off familly members too. A few months later nikacut off story za mungu. Juzi nilicut off girlfriend. Now the war is me vs me!

@iamjatello Auliwe

Mpishi afanyiwe nini?

@Eddie_Mugoh Uko na ufala bois😂

Ukinyamba na hio nguo hewa itatokea hapo kwa mabega. Hide ID ni Josh.

@MkenyaMzi Hebu geuka🌝 Hide id ni Siah

Happy Easter Holidays to family and friends .

@polo_kimanii Fukuza bibi uoe yeye

Daktari Brance from Shamahoho talks in a very feminine tone. So politely. She talks as if she understands your pain,as if she would run away with you to the valleys of kilgoris if her father refused you marry her. Ndio maana mimi huoshwa meno kila mwezi nakwambia. What a woman!

@polo_kimanii @MkenyaMzi Kim tuliaa😂

@MkenyaMzi Ndugu yangu,sasa kwa nini unanikasirikia na sio mimi niliambia msichana irecord sehemu yako ya nyeti. And why was it shining? Mwanaume matako inafaa iparare kama unalalanga kwa jivu. You have to assert dominance of savagery,she has to know you are a wild animal. Unanipata kweli

Tuache advice za kijinga average age of first time millionaires is 50 years

@MkenyaMzi Osumo and meat in the same statement?

Osumo has the best meat

@Gustavo__254 Mia tano????

I’ll give 500 Ksh to the first person to identify this tweep. Must be a small wig

@iLnico4real Zile vitu hua anapanga kwa mikono kama mganga hukua za nini😂

Haka kadem nako hukua na nguo moja kama cartoon

@nyarr037 C'mon nyar😂 give the boy a break😂😂😂

Nyinyi huwa mnablame. Bandit about his dressing code bure tu, have you ever been to Eldoret, hata hapa ni bahati tu hakuvaa gumboots😭🥹

@nyarr037 Kijwa?😂

Is it just me, mbona nisipokunywa Chai kijwa inaniuma🥲

MOTORSPORT🚘🔥

@wambuijoan2024 "look guys, after years of no man wanting me, I've finally found one with a Z flip"

I’m just seated at this hotel, minding my business over evening tea, then this man pulls up and parks himself at my table. Immediately he switches to Oxford English, like he’s auditioning for a TED Talk nobody asked for. Now the real performance begins… he keeps opening and folding his Z Flip phone every two seconds like he’s testing a suitcase zip 😭 I’m there smiling politely because society trained us to babysit men’s egos, but inside I’m screaming. Because this phone looks so girlish and the way the dude looks organised.Eloi! Hii ni simu ya wamama, respectfully. The way he opens it, stretches it, then presses it on his ear like he’s about to read me the news headlines?? Anyway he has a nice cologne, I will hug him before I leave, I might also add him on my favourite whatsapp list haha!

@mts__kid Wapi mkia bois😂

As a comrade kuna mboga hufai kula , sasa nani anakula skuma ?chakula ya sungura hio, huku wameeka sa samaki mamae 😂😂