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@aaliyahvtuber_ I just farted.

I need to know who here is still an actual human. Say something human...

@Lyracutevibes Yeah, when the last Shelby Mustang rolled off the assembly line; it was an emotional moment.

Do men cry ?

@HoopsCrave Riiiiiiiiiight...

Taylor Swift has reportedly lost her virginity following her wedding to Travis Kelce.

@DougAMacgregor Well that's going to be a horror show.

@PatsKam I've had Taco Bell. I am aware.

I’m so sorry men, but if I had one wish it would be for y’all to get periods. I just NEED y’all to know the pain.

@jack_lwy We will remind you again next year that this isn't true, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that... ...forever

Every country hates England because they all want to be us

@BasedVols No thanks. Never ever going back there.

We should invade England 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

@DarrigoMelanie She's never experienced that level of safety and security before.

I feel like the photo of this Black women surrounded by dozens of masked, anonymous, white nationalists is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

@cowincrisis Cuz freedom!

WHY THE FUCK IS THE SKY EXPLODING

@japan_nobunaga A man isn't measured by how he treats his friends, but rather how he treats his foes.

Most Americans DON'T EVEN KNOW this. Japan will scream it forever: During Operation Tomodachi, YOUR sailors gave up their OWN hot showers. Their OWN meals. Their OWN beds. On THEIR OWN ships. So that freezing Japanese strangers could feel warm water and eat hot food. WHO DOES THAT?! America does. THAT'S who you are at your best. And 125 million Japanese saw it with our own eyes. HAPPY 250th BIRTHDAY!!! 🇺🇸🔥 We love you.

@yaarenler You discovered germs! Now wash your hands.

Kediyi sevdikten sonra elini mikroskop altında inceleyen kişi, ortaya çıkan görüntüleri paylaştı.

@OrbitalOddity A what now?

THE TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY HAS ISSUED A GEOBIOLOGICAL ACTIVITY WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES: GUMPTION COUNTY IRION COUNTY STERLING COUNTY COKE COUNTY TOM GREEN COUNTY TAYLOR COUNTY UNTIL 2:00 AM CST.

@TheOnlyDSC That is completely ridiculous! Ben's tits were much bigger...

🚨BREAKING🚨 A black woman in Philadelphia won the July 4th Ben Franklin look-a-like contest.

@trolcelx9 You just keep telling yourself that.

Happy birthday, America! Just remember who your daddy is.

@japan_nobunaga Cheers to 250 more years of friendship with Japan!

Mt. Fuji and the Statue of Liberty raised a toast over the Pacific tonight!! 🗻🗽 Her torch up. Fuji leaning in. The sky EXPLODED with gold!! 250 years old and still getting toasted by a MOUNTAIN!! LEGEND!! Happy Birthday America!! Japan is cheering SO loud for you!! 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

@SarahisCensored The United States ended slavery. You're welcome.

Then get out.

Does it have AC yet?

@MILSPEC_MOJYO Feel better!

Happy 250th birthday America🇺🇸 I'm sorry for the past image because I haven't been feeling well lately.

@eathedocument That drink looks like it will make you very happy!

went out of my comfort zone to order a fun cocktail only for it to be served like this

@NatetheLawyer It may not be first degree murder, but that's definitely manslaughter. You don't get to settle verbal arguments with lethal force.

Why lie. It's on video. Here it is. She is retreating...