David Clifford

From now on we call him Pete Hagueseth

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The murder of Charlie Kirk is part of a disturbing rise in political violence that threatens to hollow out our public life. A free society relies on the premise that people can speak out without fear or humiliation. No more political violence.

BREAKING: Trump Administration recuts Star Wars, reverting Luke Skywallker’s name to Luke Starkiller.

Think Obedient.

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Spitballing a new Trump nickname: Coagula.

“Stay on the fucking stage!”

It’s hilariously pathetic how Pete Hegseth puts a little American flag hankie in his suit pocket, folded just right so it looks like a General’s service ribbons.

So, it really is coming out that all of the myths and tall tales passed around in our youth are true! Aliens, JFK, and now Rod Stewart:

He said the “across state lines” part because the parade was an abortion.

I DON’T WANT TO RANE ON YUR PERADE, BECUZ THAT WULD BE GOOD LUCK. HAMBERDERS! 🇺🇸

“Chart(ing) new territory” is what we’re calling it now?

In kids’ minds, when you go into the bathroom, they think it’s office hours.

Ever noticed how if you combine Bert and Ernie, you would get Bernie (Sanders)?

Goo-eww

The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre

Granted, this is very low on the list of terrible facts about Trump, but consider that he’s a Boomer who grew up with all the incredible music of the 60s, 70s and 80s, and his favorite song is “YMCA.”

I DO understand how Roman numerals work, but it’s a shame that Super Bowl LIX isn’t Super Bowl 69.