Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Relationships don’t even lead to marriage anymore, they just lead to different restaurants
English
Clinton Esan
693 posts
Clinton Esan
@clintonesan
i smell nice.
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Ağustos 2023
415 Takip Edilen393 Takipçiler
@youdeservamara You had clothes before I started talking to you o , but as I enter picture dress no Dey again , oya now
English
“Provide for you” this thing de muzz me😂😂😂
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy
Nothing beats having a male friend that’s not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provides for you and is always there for you.
English
You no fit live long if you de carry woman matter for your head sha
English
You no fit live long if you de carry relationship matter for your head sha
English
If you see me run mad , allow me to mad my mad , I’d be back to normal soon
English
“Being a mummy’s boy is a red flag”
When I de hunger for uni , woman go look me less but my mother will send money for food
English
Never seen a fat man crying about being fat , just adopt the name biggie and be cruising till you get a heart attack at 55 then log out like a king
English
“If this degree no later buy me g-wagon problem go Dey”
Even you wey de study mass communication de repost, okay o
English
“You look so sad” if na you wey your account balance resemble 2nd class lower , you go happy?
English
Use me, Abi wetin Mavo talk for that song?
Wicked_wife@tall_chilizzy
Women need to start using men for sex, sleep with them and block them. Give them a taste of their own medicine..
English
Every time I shit in toilet while my phone is dead is a new opportunity for me to think about my life
English
South African men don’t like Nigerian men because their women like Nigerian men😂
English
Put me on a lie detector test and make sure they ask if I don chop today , cause una don de think my suffering na cruise
English
Nothing annoys me more than a nepo baby who doesn’t know how to nepo well
English