norby
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norby
@clintyn_karaba
one of God's own prototypes. a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for Mass production. (have spacesuit will travel)
Phoenix, AZ Katılım Kasım 2021
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@everymovieandtv I hope this is the last I'll ever see of these characters
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It’s a show that (to me) is a rare combination of being wholesome and hilarious.
It goes on my favorite sitcoms ever. Later seasons lose the appeal but it's beginning is so whacky and endearing, it's forgivable...
Badly marketed at the time imo... By the way that was a stupid question and a even more stupid answer 😆.....
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@omgsidewalks Ever notice how real autism never claims to be autistic?
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@HistorianUSA1 I can tell she doesn't know what "Dead inside" actually is 😆 ❤️
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This postal worker just dropped a funny, yet relatable video about work. 😂📬
She’s in the mail truck running the exact math like she’s counting down a prison sentence:
“18 more years… 900 weeks… 5,400 shifts left at the post office.”
Then she hits us with full prayer hands:
“Dear Lord Jesus Christ my Savior… PLEASE let me live to see that pension 🙏”
Followed by the self-roast:
“Yes I’m dead inside. No I’m not AI. Yes I overshare on the internet. It’s 2026, there’s worse things I could be doing.”
Ma’am… the pension prayer hit harder than a late Amazon package. This is every government job in America right now. We’re all just trying to survive long enough for the check to clear.
Rooting for you queen. Make it to day 5,401.
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@s4intfelina Because Women are in demand and most men aren't..... hard to understand i know
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@Nuke_nick1 @mldiffley Coach shegog nicknamed me "beachball" bro. Thank god we moved. 😆 ❤️
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wtf made high school so bad for everyone, you see your friends for 8 hours a day and go home to zero responsibilities
The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑@greatestbkfacts
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@LagrimaChristi @AmiriKing Bro wasn't even sorry he almost killed them both after hearing all that. 😆 ❤️
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@dammiedammie35 The doctor has to clean every part of you they need to look at 😆 ❤️
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@APaiseanta @Sofia50020Sofia And when you get sick, they take it all back.
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@Sofia50020Sofia It wasn't ended. We work about 5 months of the year for free for the government. If you have to buy your house AND rent it... you are not free. If you can not freely associate in business with others without a 3rd party taking some of the produce, you are not free.
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@LaNativePatriot This is what I keep telling my neighbors, and they hate me. 😆 ❤️
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@sheep_found @cosyposter That sounds pretty cool. I must have chosen normal difficulty with a few dyslexia debuffs because my machine elf mom didn't raise no punk. 😆 ❤️
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@cosyposter i hate that i know enough about 5th dimensional spiritualism to know how he's wrong about it. what they believe is that you are a higher dimensional being inhabitating this 4d consiousness and are here to experience this life. so he chose to have no money before being born
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@holden_commodor @itsme_urstruly never imped the flow of traffic brother . 😆 ❤️
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@clintyn_karaba @itsme_urstruly I drive at the road exactly speed limit while the angry people cannot stay behind me because they think its slow.
Fck them.
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@messedupfoods Medieval peasant bread was black. The middle class could eat meat a couple times a week. If they were lucky.
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