Clive Agran

@TomIrwinNCG You've left out arguably the greatest golf book of all time, "Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three".

@simonkhangolf And what if you're not?

If you’re in Almancil , Algarve The Showroom Coffeehouse is a great shout g.co/kgs/aCSgD8b

If we've got to have leap years and a leap day every four years, wouldn't it make better sense to insert the extra day in the summer when the weather is better? June only has 30 days and so could easily accommodate another one. Good idea, eh?

Another sparkling feature together with a precious opportunity to purchase arguably the greatest golf book of all time. nationalclubgolfer.com/club/club/cliv…

Yet another sparkling feature in National Club Golfer together with a welcome opportunity to buy the greatest golf book ever written. nationalclubgolfer.com/club/clive-agr…

@joeltadman Not if you factor in lost balls!

Wow. Playing it in April. Can’t wait!

Sussex Life's 'Book of the Month', no less. What next, the Booker Prize or, who knows, the Nobel Prize for Literature? (Ignore Jack Jordan and go straight to the foot of the page).

cliveagran.substack.com/subscribe?utm_… I struggle with technology but, all being well, Mortimer's Monday Missive should be going live next week (Jan 8) when I'll try to publish the 1st of the weary misanthrope's absurd letters to the first of 100 hapless recipients; assuming I don't screw up

Last minute book idea for Christmas, for you to read in front of the fire or for a present under the🎄🎁 This one is a real laugh out loud affair,with 100 letters written to some well known global personalities world leaders some even got a reply... 💌 @cliveagran is golfs #no1

@tonyjdear Thank you @tonyjdear - some great recommendations and I'm humbled and delighted to see Grass Routes in there! ⛳️💚✍️. And a deserved shout out for @cliveagran's book, too; hilarious in person and in print!

Nice review in Links Magazine of the greatest golf book ever written. Although possibly slightly biased, I can't help thinking the order in which the contributor, the affable Tony Dear, has listed his 12 best books for Christmas is hugely significant. linksmagazine.com/12-great-golf-…...

Only the best meet the stringent criteria required to stock 'Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three'. I'm therefore thrilled Skibo Castle, home to one of the greatest links courses on earth, has joined the very exclusive list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skibo_Cas…

@BrandonTucker Play golf, what else is there?

What would you do with a 5-year-old in Las Vegas in December?

THE book has made it into the top ten bestsellers. Okay, it's just the publisher's top ten but never mind it's a start. The one to look out for is bottom row, one from the left with the sparkling title, 'Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three'.

@R_McStravick @Winds_of_Heaven Not any more, I'm afraid. I sold my seven-wood to buy a ball-retriever.

@Winds_of_Heaven @cliveagran He can perform miracle shots with a 7 wood too. He is, without doubt, in my top four ball. Great fun.

Lovely golfy lunch with writer and scribe @cliveagran who is completely excellent company ⛳🏌️‍♀️

Buy this it's an excellent chucklesome read @cliveagran

Love golf related books, looking for something original as a gift - well we might have stumbled across the book for you. 📖 From living legend @cliveagran this is a laugh out loud read that you will recommend to others 👍😂 @GolfMonthly @EnglandGolf @staffordshiregolf

@pitchmarks What outstandingly good taste you have. Thanks for the kind words, all of which are totally warranted.

Without a sense of humour, #Golf could just finish us off, so delighted to pick up and explore @cliveagran’s marvellous, hilarious book of letters this week. A tip - don’t read it in public. They’ll lock you up.

Really sad to hear of the passing of Tony Husband, who's wonderful cartoons illustrated my column in Golf International and, more recently, my book. A lovely, kind and gifted man. RIP