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@Neduszn8 Michael Thomas

Without mentioning Nicolas Anelka and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Guess a player that played for both ARSENAL and LIVERPOOL LEVEL; VERY HARD🤯

@MrPitbull07 First told by Jethro

This is obviously a joke Guys!!!!

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage. He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment. The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer: - it's about these thieves in my garage. Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them. After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught. Police officers had a chat with the gentleman Officer says - " You said you shot them! " Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car " Credit: Rudes On a roll

The 3 biggest threats to the UK are (in no particular order): 1. Russia 2. China 3. Islam Time to wake up, Britain.

@Keir_Starmer F**k right off!!!! 🤬

@LucyTCWife Just when I thought I couldn’t hate this false ‘snake oil salesman’ any more 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@LucyTCWife @ramonagusta

Christianity is the most beautiful religion in the world. Why? A loving God who came down, died on the cross for our forgiveness, and offers grace + eternal life as a free gift through faith in Jesus. (Eph 2:8-9) Do you agree? A. Yes — it's the most beautiful! B. No

He is risen!

Mr Starmer, The world is watching. And for once, I’m not here to play nice or balance both sides. This is the one shot I get to say what millions already know in their bones. You are not Britain’s Prime Minister. You are a man who won an election and immediately began dismantling the very things the British people voted for in 2016. You are squatting in Downing Street while steering the country back into the arms of the institution it explicitly rejected. If you will not stand down, the British people will make you. Here is every claim you made today, stripped bare, no spin, no mercy: 1. “The Middle East conflict has now entered its second month.” Thank you for the calendar update. While you counted months, the IRGC a group formally designated as terrorists by the United States, Canada, and others, continued running its London operations from 16 Prince’s Gate, Knightsbridge. You did nothing. 2. “The UK is working at pace for de-escalation and peace.” Translation: we issued strongly worded statements. Results: zero. Your “pace” is the speed of a snail on tranquillisers. 3. “The war will affect the future of our country, energy and cost of living.” It already is. Your green ideology and EU realignment have left Britain with some of the highest energy prices in the developed world. Pensioners choose between heating and eating. That’s not “the war.” That’s policy. 4. “We are well-placed with a long-term plan to emerge stronger and more secure.” Record taxes. 7.5 million people on NHS waiting lists. Record small-boat crossings. Energy bills that could bankrupt households. If this is your definition of “stronger and more secure,” the English language just filed for divorce. 5. “I held meetings with business leaders…” Photo opportunities. They warned you. You smiled for the cameras and carried on regardless. 6. “Energy bills will be cut today and fixed until July.” A £117 cap that your own NI increases and green levies have already vaporised. It’s not relief. It’s an insult dressed up as compassion. 7. “The most effective way to support the cost of living is to push for reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Then why did you help shut down North Sea production and make us dependent on foreign energy? The hypocrisy is so thick you could spread it on toast. 8. “The UK is taking back control of our energy security by investing in clean British energy.” Britain now pays the highest industrial electricity prices in Europe. Blackouts are on the menu. This is not “taking back control.” This is self-sabotage with better PR. 9. “Because the world is volatile, Britain’s long-term national interest now requires closer partnership with the EU.” Let’s be honest for once: you are using a foreign crisis as cover to hand sovereignty, money, and decision-making back to Brussels without asking the British people. That is not statesmanship. That is betrayal by stealth. 10. “I will announce a new summit with the EU later this year…” Re-joining by the back door while an Iranian terror-linked operation sits in one of London’s most expensive postcodes. The sheer gall is almost impressive. You stood at the podium today and spoke of “British interests” while actively working against them. You swore you wouldn’t rejoin the EU. You are doing it anyway. You talk of security while leaving a designated terror network untouched in central London. You lecture about the cost of living while your policies make it worse. The mask is not slipping, Keir. It has fallen off and shattered on the floor. The British people see you clearly now: a politician who values international approval and Brussels goodwill more than the nation that elected him. You are not leading Britain. You are managing its managed decline. The clock is ticking. Not in secret. Not in silence. Out loud, in broad daylight, across every pub, every kitchen table, every X feed and every street in this country. History does not forgive those who sell their own people’s sovereignty for applause. Britain did not vote for this. Britain does not want this. And Britain will not tolerate this forever. The reckoning is coming. And it will not be kind. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

"This is Ted he is a 96 year old WW2 veteran. He came into my pub today for his lunch. I couldn't help but notice his medals I just had to go and ask him about his life and say thank you for his service to our country. He became really overwhelmed and cried. He said 'thank you young man no one cares about what I have to say anymore.' I told him that I'm sure there are so many people that do. Can we all please like and share this post and show him just how many of do care about our veterans and prove to Ted he's not forgotten. I will show him this post when he comes back for his dinner next week." Credit - animal discovery

t.co/FZebR6MZbc Muslims in Britain kidnapped and raped white British girls to celebrate Islam’s Eid. The British police did nothing against the Pakistani rapists and ordered victims to avoid being Islamophobic or xenophobic when describing their rapists, or face hate crime charges. Don't stop sharing this until everyone sees it. The police, politicians, and Pakistani gangs must be imprisoned! These crimes against humanity were committed for diversity, under the guise of inclusion and multicultural enrichment. This madness must stop!

@benonwine A brain-dead chimpanzee

Be Creative…Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

💔BREAKING: On a sad & shameful day for our nation, the House of Lords has just voted to allow abortion UP TO BIRTH to be introduced into law. This extreme proposal will endanger women & threaten the lives of viable unborn babies.🧵1/

Islam is an evil religion which is "un-British" andhas no place in our society. Its encroachment into all areas of our society, with the enthusiatic support of this government, must be resisted at all costs.

I feel sick to my stomach and can’t sleep. Satan has captured our nation. We have an evil, dishonest government in which the Prime Minister cannot tell the truth or answer questions at the dispatch box. The same PM is in love with a religion that seeks to subjugate our nation, whose followers have caused terrorism and raped our girls and women. On Wednesday night, the House of Lords committed a grievous sin by allowing infanticide. The Bishops are weak and inadequate. The King is absent. God have mercy on us all; judgment is coming. “If you harm one of these little ones of mine, it is better that a millstone be hung around your neck and you be cast into the depths of the sea” (Jesus Christ).

How in the hell can anyone hate dogs? They rock 🤟🏼

@RWTaylors @Nigel_Farage So what? To a pedant the title "shadow cabinet" may not be strictly accurate, but he's perfectly entitled to appoint spokesmen to particular briefs.

Thanks for the community note telling us all what we already know @Nigel_Farage

@Alexa_vibe1 Transport

Prove me wrong without Google No word start with "T" End with "T"

This is truly scary because this is whats happening 🤔

@Jindo_1307979 178

Brian Test 99% will fail