Jeff the Westiepoo

Hey @StenaLineUKIE, what is happening on the Fishguard-Rosslare route? When will it be running again? Mum’s got tickets for the rail and sail next week. She’s barking mad and said all her plans are going to the dogs. #stena #stenaline #rosslare #fishguard #help

Finally feeling good and on the road to recovery. Paws crossed, I’ll be running again in no time. 🐶💙 #dogsoftwitter #dog #doglife #westiepoo #jeffthewestiepoo #jeff #recovery #toughguy #toughestdogalive

@quordle what is going on?! Why do I have different words from my friends at the dog park?! 🤯🤯🤯

I’m calling BS on the Worldle today. It’s like putting up a map of Honshu without the other islands and then claiming it’s Japan. #bullshit #BS #worldle #wrongmap #misleading #misrepresentation #wreckedmystreak #nothappy #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #dog #doglife #dogproblems

Hey @qatarairways, my aunties arrived from London yesterday and all the dog toys they got me were left behind! Where are their bags?! I need my squeaky balls! #perthairport #london #perth #lostluggage #notoys #squeakyballs #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #dogproblems

Time to recharge. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #recharge #restandrecharge #battery

@hmsgordon A big impression, To forget you it would be, Just impawsible.

@clobotron Oh Jeff😍 You little charmer! If I'd have known you could haiku, I'd have gotten up in the night with you. This is an excellent haiku👌

A haiku for @hmsgordon You came and pet me, I watched you while you slept there, Miss you already. #haiku #hannah #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #jeffthepoet #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter

Throw it, lady! THROW IT! #throwtheball #throwthedamnball #jeff #jeffrey #westiepoo #dog #doglife #fetch #dogsoftwitter

Mum’s getting all nostalgic over my puppy photos again. I just found out she’s even kept my puppy teeth in a box. My human is a weird one. #dogs #DogsofTwittter #DogLife #westiepoo #jeffthewestiepoo #jeff #nostalgia #weird

Writing my personal memoir has really taken it out of me. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #writer #memoir #naptime #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter

Flashback video to when I looked like a sheep chasing it’s tail. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #sheep #sheepdog #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #haircutplease #chopchop #chase

Hide and Seek Championship contender 2022. 🐶🏆🥇#hideandseek #hiding #hidingplace #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo

Time to get some sleep. It’s a tough life being me. #bedtime #sleepytime #tired #dog #doglife #pamperedpooch #dogsoftwitter #jeff #westiepoo

I’m ready for my close-up, Mr, DeMille. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #sunsetboulevard #handsome #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter

Hey @ALDIAustralia are my favourite bratwoofs back for good or just for Oktoberfest?! My tail hasn’t stopped wagging since mum brought them home today. #bratwurst #bratwoof #oktoberfest #sausage #sausagelove #doglife #dog #westiepoo #jeff #aldi

I had a sleepover at Grandma and Grandad’s with cousin Buddy. I think I wore him out though. He doesn’t want to play anymore. I guess he doesn’t have as much energy as me. #buddy #GoldenRetriever #cousin #playtime #dog #doglife #jeff #westiepoo #dogsoftwitter

It’s my birthday today. I’m 6 in human years, but I guess that makes me middle aged in dog years. *sigh* #birthdayboy #birthday #6yearsold #middleaged #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jeff #westiepoo

Mum and Dad went away for a few days with my little people. I miss them, but Grandma and Grandad are taking good care of me. #missingthem #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jeff #westiepoo

Kind of sad to be missing out on watching Bluey with my little people, but when dad tells me to take care of mum, I do it. #guarddog #bluey #bingo #jeff #westiepoo #dog #doglife