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i’m 1 of 1. forever giving main character energy. 😊✨

I like complimenting people for no particular reason at all. if i like what you’re wearing, if i think you have a beautiful smile or face, if i believe you have an amazing personality, or if i sense you have a radiant aura, i’m going to tell you.

@Brahhky you know who else is stunning? you, sir! 😍

Teddy on House of Stassi is stunning.

don’t ever drink.

okay back to house of stassi. i’m fully rested so i think i can binge it all in one night.

@BravoFanatic121 i’m on episode 2 but when i finish the whole thing. i’ll give you a definitive answer.

@clockitCAM Got a question for you? Has Stassi changed at all or is she the same spoiled entitled little biatch?

#HOUSEOFSTASSI: so georgi and rob are gonna lie in their confessionals about how they have never hooked up and the camera caught them admitting they have fucking for 6 months and don’t think anyone knows.

okay that nap lasted longer than it was supposed to 😭

@meganmesmile true! we’re really going through it.

@clockitCAM Well hey you got some options if this freaking recession keeps at it!! 😂😂

i just had a very popular adult content creator slide into my direct messages. asking if i would be interested in being in a video. of course i politely declined because i’m a happily married man. it was still nice to be asked though. maybe one of my friends would be interested.

okay i need a break. i’m gonna make breakfast and come back and watch. the show isn’t boring. i just haven’t been to sleep yet. i had insomnia last night. so i pretty much just now feeling tired.

Blake Lively is the bubonic plague of our time 🤣🤣🤣 #houseofstassi

#HOUSEOFSTASSI: rob is an eagles fans and i love the eagles. however, all i have learned so far is he loves football. if that is his whole personality. i’m going to get tired of him pretty quickly.

@sheilaasselin13 ❤️❤️

@clockitCAM And I love it!😉

this is the most important thing you need to know about me. if you don’t remember anything else. remember this!

@celticgrl2010 @thecahoonfamily me three because i feel so bad for beau. also shout-outs to both of your amazing husbands for marrying even more amazing women ❤️ i love love!

@thecahoonfamily @clockitCAM My husband is the same and I’m hoping it was for the cameras too

#HOUSEOFSTASSI: beau is 1 of the sweetest, kindest, understanding, and probably greatest husbands (besides ME) that anyone could ask for. stassi needs to realize that most people would kill to have a guy like him and start appreciating him. it pisses me off when she’s mean to him

@sheilaasselin13 it’s so good. the finale was last night so you could totally binge it.

@clockitCAM I’ve not watched this?

#CAPEFEAR: i felt so bad for max’s son luke. his whole family was completely fucked up and to cap it all off. his own father left him trapped to burn to death on a boat he set on fire.

@meganmesmile i was so flattered. i joked and said maybe in another life but not this one. even before i get met my wife. i had already had my own account years ago but i stopped when i went back to school. it’s a lot of work 😂

@clockitCAM ayyyy still a flex though!

@ksmitty2266 lol because i know a lot of straight guys who wouldn’t be taking as much dick as they do for all the money in the world 😂

@clockitCAM "gay for pay" is so funny. Nigga y'all like men just deal wit it🤣

the gay for pay onlyfans guys on instagram and tiktok are so cringe.

@MeggMacc wow, stassi’s mom was a hot mess if i remember her correctly! why do i feel like she is gonna get on my nerves when she arrives? i could totally see that being the case. mom seemed like she wanted to be famous like her stassi.

@clockitCAM I believe their mom has turned him against Stassi. Also, i read (dont know of true) all the stuff he said on VPR were lines fed to him because their mom was trying to get the family their own show

#HOUSEOFSTASSI: where the fuck is stassi’s brother? he would be a great mediator for both of his sisters. you know he always was the more level-headed sibling. nikolai comes get your sisters.

@clockitCAM Im sorry but Katie is also boring.

#HOUSEOFSTASSI: i think katie missed being on reality television. she just didn't miss filming it with the people on pump rules anymore. i couldn’t picture her on the valley with all of her old toxic and boring (i’m looking at you tom schwartz) castmates. this is perfect for her.

#HOUSEOFSTASSI: why can’t beau and stassi’s freeloading sisters watch the kids so they can both work? it would take some pressure off of beau. it could be a way to repay stassi for all she has done for her. what does georgia do all day anyway? you better work, bitch.

y’all i just finished an episode of house of stassi. i kept pausing to tweet so i wouldn’t miss anything but is it just me or do hulu shows feel longer than they really are? it’s a 40-minute show and it took me almost TWO hours to get through episode 1.