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White people be like I got a yodeling pickle for my birthday

I’m hearing that every showing of Bus Boys is sold out… not a dry eye in the house… so proud of you @TheoVon 🙏

all this Covid-19 stuff is giving me Stephen king vibes…

The idea of wearing a condom is so insane, like what are you gay?

Michael Jackson and Obama frotting

They’re actually talking about my weekend by the water cooler

Once again folks it’s time for the handjob until I cum challenge

shitting in the shower so I have to clean it up all day so I don’t have to do some random ass bullshit that’s more important

you should have known that you were provoking me by doing what makes you happy

penis stuck to pole because it’s frozen

What if everyone came to a scchreeching halt going 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph

@Daddy63573806 Hands of the clock to know time

@clocktimeapp Using my email to communicate

Using my tongue to taste

U gonna fuck this long covid out of me or not

@photos250449081 1:12 in Toronto

are you gonna cheat on me

@CTachio83984 Can’t believe you’re back

ive been taking word classes online

Man

Hitler had the same birthday as columbine kinda sus

Wait til you see what sex in quicksand is like . You need a special drug and a dream