ChrisSexton💙

A woman has said she was "failed" by Travelodge after a sex attacker was given a key to her hotel room - where he assaulted her while she was asleep. 29 year old Kyran Smith lied to staff by telling them he was the victim's boyfriend - and was given her room number and key card. The woman - who can't be named for legal reasons - reported the attack to the hotel, which offered her a £30 refund. Travelodge later admitted this was an inappropriate response.

If you invented a machine that could: - Restore degraded land - Build topsoil - Sequester carbon - Produce fertiliser - Create complete protein - Generate its own fuel - Reproduce itself - Require zero electricity You'd win the Nobel Prize. We call it Gerald and want to ban him.

I’m dying 🤣😂

Thanks to everyone who've dropped boxes off already - it really helps us to get them in as early as possible as we have a much smaller space this year, and won't be able to cope wth everything arriving at the last minute. And there are only 32 days to go!