Rizz Litigious

little baby

deleting the app

sneal❤️

chilis is giving me an exercise in existential uncertainty with their weird half-reservation system

the human/snail hybrids that patronize costco have achieved slow-walking speeds previously achieved only by ancient megafauna

restock!!!!! get ur summer thrills in!

I currently have a short term job teaching english at a Japanese school and today these two boys walked up to me and said "watch this... We are crazy..." And then tenderly kissed each other on the lips and walked away

All the base stage water types from Gen 1

it’s time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down ✨

i’m so glad my break room at work is in an area where i have no idea what’s going on on the floor bc having to take it in a public area of my job would STRESS me

mini shell pastas are such beautiful ladies

The first funny Elon tweet

this is what 3pm feels like

do you guys get what im saying with thsi

pretty little babies