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How can I best love you right now?

@mabel_piinez holy fuck it's the handsomest prince 🥹

looked evil, will delete soon

bye lovies, and see you soon! ❤️

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

I have an interview out today with The Process Africa! @theprocessafrica/note/p-169495701?r=oy4cu&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@theprocessafr…

@the46thronin <3 and I love you

@cloudofballoons I love you :*

Line up and collect your i love you’s

@eniiola_ @the46thronin 😭😭😭

@cloudofballoons @the46thronin No be Gadus be dis?😭😭😭

At my farm, l reward the best egg layer of the month with a suit

This August, Ilé Ijó turns one. 

From under 100 dancers to a household name, it’s all thanks to you.❤️ We’re calling our anniversary KÒMÍNÍTÌ - our twist on “community.”
 2 dates: Aug 24 — 160 & Over (DnB NG) Aug 29 — KÒMÍNÍTÌ Club Night

🎫: tix.africa/discover/bo/il…

pretty lady. got the flower clips today!

@overwhelmedjan @bjorkspears YES

@bjorkspears @cloudofballoons

When I speak of autonomy, this is what comes to mind — clear, deliberate ownership of one’s own life and path. This man owned the suffering and the work to get out of it, and advocated for himself when it mattered. Having agency isn’t only being able to say ‘no’.

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

byusb’s first club takeover with @_blakdave and his friends later today. see you guys at 6pm.

Love without boundaries is self-abandonment, not connection. If you don't set a boundary, your resentment will.

"It is rare for people to come into themselves if no one is excited and curious about their core, their potential."

@overwhelmedjan @sweetmoonfairy_ i am lithening👂🏾

@sweetmoonfairy_ @cloudofballoons chib, are u hearing the crowd?

they're looking for u, chibu

Film Noir Faded Rugby releases Saturday