oh to be a non sexual desk pet😞 oh to be a desk puppy who has my leash wrapped around the table leg and a dog bed under the desk and an owner who pats my head while they do work and i play games or read😞
sub puppyboys who are bigger and usually so shy and gentle that you don't realise how much stronger they are than you until you get them to a point where they're pinning you down or holding you up against a wall to drill into you (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)