sasuke from group therapy

picture of me on my dating profile where instead of holding a fish i’m holding a small version of you, the viewer

epic lake moments of history

i think i’m gonna start fucking the mental health man for mental health

i think people who donate to ao3 should be experimented on for science

gives you a heartjob. because i love you.

obviously. how else would i remember who likes erotic cars fanfic or not

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

i got to play in the river today yaayy hehe yipppee

buried something special in my backyard for my stalker to find

we fuckin under the weighted blanket tonight baby

do any amateur surgeons want to do something about my joints

gf after i started t

Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap

@mothmortem yeah i mean i’ll have a sip

professionally diagnosed with too much blood. they are telling me i have to start getting rid of it… does anyone… i mean do you like… does somebody want my blood?

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

hehe haha :) yaaaayy hehehehe

a lonely. lonely chad

am i chadow banned (bc im a chad)