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Gorillas are actually so funny. She really rolled down the hill just to whoop his ass

how it feels to fit the stereotype of women being bad at games

i turn 28 in chicago this summer do we think this is all feasible to do on a monday

being born and raised in cook county gives you an automatic giant aura boost

he’s obviously drinking again

My best friend Nick Mullen

I should be sick of him but I dunno man he’s still got it

Middle age ladies in corporate love doing this to donuts

paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

Tentando regular o sono, mas entre 00h e 05h o mundo parece mais bonito e eu não sei abrir mão disso

clocking into work to fuck up some excel sheets

every single thing about this video is funny to me

Y'all better go get that Poolio of Don Julio from Applebee's😍😭⛱️

when restaurant waitresses talk about how they put their hair in pigtails so they can get better tips

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

mother’s day sunday but i only have $15 and plan to use that at the club tonight