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one of the worst things the universe will ever do to you is… to let you meet the right person at the wrong time.

@RossKneeDeep Dennis Miller

Just for fun. Who is the most cerebral comedian you can think of, past or present?

my latest song obsession… 😊 open.spotify.com/track/0rnnu0SM…

@GraemeAThomson If the wind were colors And if the air could speak

@ItsMeHenning Jesus etc - Wilco

I am trying to think of a song with verses that are catchier than the chorus. I haven't thought of one yet.

@ThatEricAlper Tears for Fears

What was your first concert?

Andy Dalton is middle class NFL quarterback. #igrewupinmiddleclass

@FantasyPros Gus

Which player with a Week 1 dud will boom in Week 2? 👇

@ThatEricAlper Head on by Jesus and Mary chain

What song makes you feel like you can take on the world?

@Timodc And if somehow the hiring manager looks past the dog eating claim, his 34 felonies might keep that chance at 0%

If Trump had shown up for an interview to be a regional manager for Arby’s and began screaming about how immigrants eat dogs he’d have 0% chance of getting the job. Despite that Hugh thinks his listeners are stupid enough to buy that behavior won him a presidential debate. Ok!

@SarahSpain Too funny, Sarah

"So just to be clear, you do not have rent money right now?" "I have *concepts* of rent money."

@Timodc Literally my exact words. He’s seething.

He will not look at her it is amazing. He is seething. I’ve never seen anything like it.

@SarahSpain Work your shift at the beer stands

Why am I going to the White Sox game tonight? Wrong answers only.

@Mike_kim714 If you haven’t picked a winner yet, pick me because we have the same name. I am you and you are me.

So my followers don’t just 🙄 over a sponsored post lol, I’ll do a hat giveaway of the hat shown plus I’ll throw in some Prov1X balls or a dunning shirt too! Like or retweet and I’ll pick some winners tomorrow

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go

@ThatEricAlper Jim James

What’s the coolest name you’ve seen someone have?

Never give up. Ever.

@ThatEricAlper Progress takes away what forever took to find

What’s your favourite line in a song ever?

and now all your love is wasted and then who the hell was I? and I'm breaking at the breaches and at the end of all your lines.

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