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@Applebees This is your sign to go anywhere else EXCEPT applebees... value your time

This is your sign to live your life whimsically

@Applebees He showed up at applebees when he was 12... he JUST got his order... poor guy

Crazy that he's older than the Dollarita

@Applebees I already did with receipts, you ignored it

@clustrfuctd That’s not the experience we aim to serve up. Let’s sort this out. Please DM us!

Which piece of the neighborhood would you want?

@Applebees Which order takes less than 56 minutes to bring out? #TrashService

Which order is correct?

@Applebees Ahhh yes... the good ol' "pick the better of two evils"... both will be the beginning of your villain arc after the worst possible service in the country... choose wisely..

Booth or table?

@Applebees You know what's scary on a Sunday? Playing russian roulette by thinking you're going to be in and out of applebees by 9pm when you got there at 6 #SlowestServiceInAmerica

the answer to fighting the Sunday scaries probably isn’t a Perfect Margarita, but just gonna double check

@Applebees Comment your order and that's how many months you will be waiting for applebees slow ass service 🙃

What’s your Applebee’s order? Comment your month's order below ⬇️

@Applebees Fun fact: leaving applebees after sitting there longer than a workers shift because the service sucks, releases MORE dopamine than a wack ass wonton taco ever could

Everone say thank you Chicken Wonton Tacos

@Applebees The only reason a "kid" is at applebees "late night" is because he got there at 2:19 pm and the service is so slow and sucks so bad, he's STILL there "late night"... #WorstServiceEver

POV: You're a theater kid and you're at Applebee's for late night apps after opening night 🥰 #nationaltheaterday

@Applebees ✅️ first time dealing with a restaraunt scam ✅️ first time being gaslit by a restaraunt ✅️ first time getting charged for a beer I had never seen ✅️ first time getting the worst service since dicks last resort... and that's what they get paid to do... yall dont

Life is full of many firsts… ✅first job ✅first apartment ✅first dollarita

@Applebees If the Victorian child ordered the wonton taco on 24th and baseline, it would be dead by the time it comes out.. what's the lifespan of a Victorian kid... 30? Yeaaahhh that kid is cooked!

what do you think would happen if you gave a chicken wonton taco to a victorian child

@Applebees I bet $1,000 there is hair in the ranch... applebees looooves their ranch with hair.. the creamyness comes from sebum #AbsoluteTrash

It's all about priorities

@Applebees I'm going to make a video EXACTLY like this when applebees on 24th st in Phoenix gets the boot!!! #WorldsWorstService

Me after oversharing with the friends I just made at the bar

@Applebees You'll definitely find your way back home after visiting applebees... to grab pepto and sit on the toilet... then go to bed because you probably spent 5 hours there waiting on 3 appetizers.. #TerribleService

You'll always find your way back home 🎶

@Applebees SPRING into the worst service possible with applebees!!! For the time being (while the business lasts) get your entire saturday ruined!!!!

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@Applebees Want to get treated like crap and given attitude? Go to dicks last res... nvm just go to APPLEBEES!!!

think u have plans tonight? WRONG. ur going to Applebee’s

@Applebees Don't have the worst service yet? WRONG, you're going to applebees!!!

@Applebees When the waitress tried to charge me for a beer I didn't order then got an attitude about it 🙃

What’s your fav Applebee’s memory? 🥹

@Applebees Live look into applebees service

okay be honest how many 50 cent wings are you ordering? 🏀👀