@Applebees Ahhh yes... the good ol' "pick the better of two evils"... both will be the beginning of your villain arc after the worst possible service in the country... choose wisely..
@Applebees You know what's scary on a Sunday? Playing russian roulette by thinking you're going to be in and out of applebees by 9pm when you got there at 6 #SlowestServiceInAmerica
@Applebees Fun fact: leaving applebees after sitting there longer than a workers shift because the service sucks, releases MORE dopamine than a wack ass wonton taco ever could
@Applebees The only reason a "kid" is at applebees "late night" is because he got there at 2:19 pm and the service is so slow and sucks so bad, he's STILL there "late night"... #WorstServiceEver
@Applebees ✅️ first time dealing with a restaraunt scam
✅️ first time being gaslit by a restaraunt
✅️ first time getting charged for a beer I had never seen
✅️ first time getting the worst service since dicks last resort... and that's what they get paid to do... yall dont
@Applebees If the Victorian child ordered the wonton taco on 24th and baseline, it would be dead by the time it comes out.. what's the lifespan of a Victorian kid... 30? Yeaaahhh that kid is cooked!
@Applebees You'll definitely find your way back home after visiting applebees... to grab pepto and sit on the toilet... then go to bed because you probably spent 5 hours there waiting on 3 appetizers.. #TerribleService
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